Not physically scary, but scary nonetheless.....
Teal season at Cheyenne Bottoms opening day and it had been slowish action. We could hear the roar of a boat moving about the marsh all afternoon, and we surmised that this was KDWPT wardens going around and checking licenses, plugs and harvest. One reason the shooting had been slow was that rather unusually there had been a higher number of non-legal ducks on the marsh. We had successfully passed on shooting at groups of shovelers, wood ducks, as well as assorted bigger ducks.
The wardens boat had circled around to our east, and we knew that they were getting closer. The sun was inching towards the horizon, and we anticipated an increasing flurry of duck activity. A group of 6 redhead ducks buzzed our decoys, and fortunately Bob and I told the boys to hold off, as we recognized the slower wing flap and the straighter flight pattern of "non-teal" ducks. This flock of birds lifted elevation just enough to clear the tall grass edge, and we watched them move towards the next group of hunters to our east. Shots rang out, and we hoped that the other group hadn't been fooled into shooting non quarry ducks.
With the screen of tall grass keeping us from seeing this other group, we could still easily hear them start to pick up their decoys, and load their boat for departure. As they motored out, we could here the high pitched whine of the supposed warden's motor head in our direction. They arrived about 15 minutes before sundown, and hopped out of their boat to come check us out. Licenses produced, shotgun plugs and shotshell contents all checked out OK, and we showed them the mix of bluewing and greenwing teal we had already killed. After the pleasantries were concluded, they then told us that that had witnessed the flock of redheads come in, and "knew" that we had shot at least one of them. Coming clean now would be much easier, than if we made them search for the illegal bird.
Incredulous at their accusation of wrong doing, all five of us insisted that we had not taken any duck other than teal. The three wardens asked if we had shot any birds that we hadn't been able to retrieve, and I told them about a teal that had landed in the tall grass off to the east of the pool we had set up on, and the ten minute search my son and I had undertaken to find this bird. The wardens swam their dog through our blind, around the boat, and walked over to where I had told them about the unrecovered teal.
Of course, during the search and interrogation, we had several groups of ducks look like they wanted to come join our decoy setup until they saw all the humans and took off for parts unknown. Finally the wardens decided that while they were absolutely certain that we were the offending party, in the absence of a dead bird, they were "cutting us a break" and not going to issue a ticket for illegal take.
Shaken by the unwarranted accusation of wrong doing, we went about pulling our decoys, loaded the boat and headed back in to the dock. Waiting our turn to haul out, I grabbed our shotguns off the boat and walked to the car to change out of my waders. Waiting for my son and I were once again the wardens, who separated us, once again asked us to admit to shooting an illegal duck. My warden had his little notebook out, and took down names, hunting license numbers and even car license plate number as he was telling me he knew that we had been the ones to shoot a redhead.
When truth is on your side, it is easy to "stick to your story", as I was accused of by the young warden. I think I made him mad that he couldn't "shake" my story, and I might have made him even madder when I offered him some bugspray, as the mosquitoes were absolutely ferocious that evening. His last gambit at getting me to "confess" to some misdeed was when he said that he was going to go back to our hole and search again for the illegal duck. My reply to him was to inform him where our group was located at the campsite, and asked him, that if he found the TEAL that we hadn't been able to find after diligently searching, I would appreciate him bringing the duck to our campsite.