Redneck jokes

[OntarioHunter]

Wow ... with all the salt-o-the-earth types on here and no one ever posted a redneck joke thread? I'll start it off.

You might be a redneck if your wife's bra doubles as her purse. "Hey babe, can I borrow your lighter? Let me get it."

 

[MTTW]

If you incinerate your own excrement in your own camp fire....you might be a redneck.

 

[Islander]

If you incinerate your own excrement in your own camp fire....you might be a redneck.

See what you did there. You win the internet!