Hair. You want hair? Here you go. 1978, age 14. Gotta love those big stylin' shades, too.
On the left is my younger brother, Jason. All of seven years old at time. To the right is his running buddy, Davey Rissanen, another good Finlander kid.
These grouse were pecking a meal in the middle of an old skid trail across from Rockstad's homestead, eating on a very small patch of newly-sprouted clover. The October morning frost was still thick as we walked around the corner, spying this clustered hatch pecking food as the sun was coming up. I could hardly believe my eyes.
I shouldered my gat. Dad grabbed my arm and put his index finger over his lips. He motioned me to move forward about ten yards, putting me a perfect 25 paces from this huddle of unsuspecting treats.
For background, where I come from, partridge (northern MN term for ruffed grouse) get shot on the ground, from stumps, or while sitting in Jackpines. There is no bashfulness about doing such. These are "chickens for the pot," and only an idiot would flush one and expose to the risk of missing, which is a huge waste of precious ammo, or worse yet, hitting one and ruining some meat. If you are offended by that, I suggest you not hunt the partridge paradise of Koochiching County, Minnesota.
The preferred gun of choice is a Remington 870 Wingmaster 12 gauge, with a 28-30" barrel, sporting a full choke. My Dad was an exception to that, preferring his old Stevens double barrel with modified chokes.
Ammo was always the old red/yellow box of Federal Express, usually in high base #6. As season progressed and the birds got educated, a switch to #4s would allow a guy to peel off a birds head at 40 yards, leaving the breast and legs unscathed.
Back to the story.
I have never seen birds as tightly wadded as they were in this instance. Before sending me forward, Dad gave me his 12 gauge SxS and instructed I draw down on the middle of the covey. Theory being, his modified chokes would cast a wider pattern and two rounds could be sent downrange before the birds knew what happened.
He was right. Two volleys broke the morning silence. A cloud of feathers hung in the damp air. What had been the unique grousing sound of feeding birds was now ringing in my ears, augmented by the thrashing of wings in the dirt and brush. My limit of partridge was flopping on the deck.
Many more suffered collateral damage from this 2 3/4" ordinance. I turned to my Dad in panic.
Dead was my limit, and part of his. Many cripples to be recovered. Dad quickly dispatched the remainder of his limit from the cripples. Some were still taking refuge in the thick ferns growing among the old Jackpine slash. They purred back and forth to each other, trying to locate their broodmates.
Dad instructed me to stay there and keep tabs on the stragglers. Most on the ground were incapable of escape. A few had flushed to the trees, making cantaloupe-sized outlines against the orange glow of the rising sun.
I wanted to finish them all, right then and there. As a young hunter, I was suffering as much as they were.
About a half hour later, Dad returned with Danny, a local kid a year older than me who had lost his father when our rental house burned down. Also in tow was Danny's mom, Marilyn.
The struggles of the injured came to a terminal end. If I recall correctly, the end toll, once we collected those in the limbs above and ambushed another smaller flock, was 18 for that morning.
Half way through the guttin' and gillin', Marillyn brought out her Polaroid camera. Dad instructed us to grab the remaining birds and pose. Danny had already left, so it was me, sporting my cool 'do," and the two young kids who thought they were in the company of the world's greatest partridge hunters.
Dad kept that pic in his flannel shirt pocket, right behind his Old Gold cigs, for many years. He proudly showed it and te-told the story hundreds of times; almost to the point of being a nuisance to locals who tired of hearing the story. When his house burned down (yeah, house fires are an epidemic where I lived), it was one of the objects that could be recovered, albeit with significant heat damage.
A long story for a short hour of ground slooshin'.
I have about three years where every pic has this hair style. In spite of the comments and ridicule, I was undettered; certain that Daisy Duke would like it, if she ever came to Big Falls.