This one sounded like my 7 yr.old grandson Kolter

[noharleyyet]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?

"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"

 

[snite66]

ha ha ha ha ha LOVE IT!!

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Chihuahua Champagne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Good One Ken, John

 

[Gunner46]

I Keep Telling You Guys...Don't let the Beagles get into the Beer cooler ! Thy're a pack of drunks just waiting to happen !

 

[idnative1948]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?

"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"

Cool name for a grandson. The one that is going to give Pop Pop fits name is Connor.