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[noharleyyet]

Gun Control -- It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store.

There was a bit of confusion at the new Cabela’s Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

...I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

 

[MKotur325]

Thanks NHY, I needed a good laugh today.

 

[Gr8bawana]

Seems you were awful ready to comply with the "strip down" part.

 

[Ben Lamb]

"Don't laugh, it's cold in here."

Good one, Ken.

 

[Festus]

HA!
Good one.

 

[Big Fin]

I'm slow. I had to read it twice. Now laughing out loud.

 

[Muskeez]

dang I needed that also! (and had to read it twice) thanks for redirecting my mental state

 

[Sytes]

Hehehehe! Thanks, NHY.

 

[hank4elk]

I feel better already,thanks.

 

[fishing4sanity]

Thanks for bringing a bit of laughter to my day, in fact if I'm not too old to use the term - I LOLed.

 

[Brittany Chukarman]

Best one I've heard for awhile!

 

[Deleted member 22670]

Lol that's really funny.

 

[Muleyfanatic]

Good one!

 

[VAspeedgoat]

Went pised off to laughing hysterically in 5 seconds

 

[James Riley]

Good one!

 

[Curly]

good one!

 

[RUT JUNKEY]

Yep. . .I too was sucked into that one! LOL . good laugh this early is always good!!!

 

[mtmander]

I will have to try that story on my friends