So, who is your "hall pass"

[drahthaar]

Oh, God Fin, that is funny as hell, no Avatar eh?

See, that is where I just stepped off the boat, she offered it up in a statement, and I didn't go there. I denied denied denied. But like I said, she has a mind like a steel trap. Maybe I did say something during some episode of "House".

 

[Devil Diver Down]

I would NEVER, ever do such a thing, and am kind of wondering if I should even continue the conversation, As Tim the Tool Man Taylor is screaming in my head--TRAP CONVERSATION, ABORT, ABORT).

Your only chances at that point is to fake sleep or point the opposite way and shout "fire" before sprinting out of the room. Neither of those will really work, but it might make her laugh enough that she'll drop the pit bull mode. Stuff like this should be enough to prompt you to buy a DVR so you can speed through commercials, OYOA sponsors aside, of course

My wife and I have the understanding that I can have sex with any other woman. And then she gets to kill me in ways I don't want to think about. So I don't have a hall pass negotiated.

If I were working on one, it might involve Salma Hayek, Teri Hatcher (circa Tango & Cash or as Lois Lane, not that she looks bad now) or Alyssa Milano.

Dink is pretty right on about GG.

 

[Big Slick]

Words of wisdom there my friends. Lawnboy speaks with the wisdom of 15 years of marriage.

Anyone married more than a week knows that was a trick question you were asked. No doubt. She is just waiting for one of two things:

1. To drop the big bomb on you about her "Pool boy." or

2. She has something big she wants to bring to the discussion, but feels she is currently unarmed for the position she intends to advocate. Your answer to that question has just filled her depot with enough armament for the next ten years.

Hell, I just happened to be in a room where some guy I knew casually was drooling over Sigourney Weaver, about 20 years ago. Since I failed to jump and defend the honor of his wife, my wife still reminds me of the day and not in a good way. When Aliens comes on the tube, I am headed for the next room. Wife wondered why I wouldn't go see Avatar with her. The scars are deep and still sore. I never talked to that guy again.

You guys are going down the river of doom with this one. You are smuggly going along thinking your wives are OK with these type of discussions. I am hear to tell ya boys, she is only going along with it because of the ammo you are putting in her magazine. And you are foolish enough to keep your bacon grinders spewing forth enough material that she will never lose another argument in the life of you marriage.

Sorry boys. You were warned.

Women do not forget such things.

But since we are talking about such things, I am still struck by a girl I knew in my college days. K. Sue Osborne.

No worries here Fin. If you saw the pics I have with the show girls on my Facebook page ( That my wife took), I have nothing to worry about!

 

[npaden]

My hall pass has been negotiated long before they even thought about the movie. Shania Twain. Wife even took me to one of her concerts for my birthday.

I read several of the comments to her this morning and we both got a big laugh at the abort, abort Tim the Toolman reference.

She said hers is Matthew McConeghey however you spell it.

She does get a big kick out of the commercials for the movie though. Middle aged white males are about the only ethnic group that you can completely destroy with sterotypes and still get away with it in today's society.

I figure I have a lot better chance at winning the lottery than getting a hall pass, and I only buy a lottery ticket every couple years or so.

 

[drahthaar]

Not one crack about American Idol from the peanut gallery??? Geeeez, you guys are slipping.

 

[Horn Seeker]

Quite a few years ago we were with some good friends, we'd all been married or at least together for quite a while by that time. This gal starts this game up and my wife and I both throw out some names, and she did too...but her husband just said it was stupid and there was no reason to name anyone, because it wasn't going to happen. His wife kept pestering and pestering, telling him he had to name someone... she had named someone and was feeling guilty I think.

He was actually a little peeved about the whole thing, thinking she'd even consider splitting the sheets with another guy... so with a final bit more pestering from her, he states, "Ok, Lori...."

Dead silence. Lori was the NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOOR!!!

The night was not near as enjoyable after that!!

They are still happily married though!

 

[BirdDogWebb]

I was just about to say, Words of wisdom from two guys, Big Fin and Lawnboy. But then I got to Fins last sentence...........so sorry Big Fin
.... all I have to say now is, I'm proud of you Lawnboy... lol

 

[DHaffner]

Wow, must have been something about last night, because after the wife finished watching American Idol she tried to get me to name some of the swamp donkeys I took for a ride before we were together. My argument is and always has been anything that happened before we were together is inadmissable evidence. There is nothing good that can come from any of those conversations!!!

 

[Horn Seeker]

My argument is and always has been anything that happened before we were together is inadmissable evidence. There is nothing good that can come from any of those conversations!!!

Sam Kinison used to touch on that subject.... lmao

 

[Big O]

Not one crack about American Idol from the peanut gallery??? Geeeez, you guys are slipping.

Or...everyone on here was watching with you. I wasn't watching with the wife and kids either

Lots of options, how about Jen Aniston, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Lopez... and just about all of the before mentioned works too.
The wife and I kid about this all the time, she has quite the list also.

Can't believe some of you guys haven't mentioned Oprah, Rosanne....more your style

 

[Lawnboy]

Not one crack about American Idol from the peanut gallery??? Geeeez, you guys are slipping.

Ok I'll confess I DVR'ed both nights and finished them last night It's nice being able to fast forward through the jibberish at times. I'll add Amazing race, Survivor, Biggest Loser, Axe Men, Storage wars, Swamp people. All done while laying next to my super model wife (she's going to read this).....ah yea can't wait till tonight......yea right I'm dreaming.

 

[elkwidow]

Sometimes I think under your name it should list your phone numbers....I would love to call you wives! Man would they be hot! Make you sleep out in the negative temperatures for a week.

Just remember that we remember every small thing you say, and we remember it FOREVER.

BigFin...you caved! I hope your wife does not read this. You never name a normal person....always someone you will never meet and therefore cant be held against you as much! Dude....your in hot water!

Lawnboy...no soup for you!

 

[mdunc8]

My wife and I often play "Marry, Boff, Kill" on backpacking trips. Good way to pass the time on the trail.

 

[drahthaar]

Jeezus, Lawnboy didn't even do anything.

Elkwidow---claws---ffft,ffft,ffft

My wife can read whatever she wants, she started it.

 

[noharleyyet]

My wife and I often play "Marry, Boff, Kill" on backpacking trips. Good way to pass the time on the trail.

There's a trail I've hiked...funny stuf dunc.

 

[drahthaar]

Ok I'll confess I DVR'ed both nights and finished them last night It's nice being able to fast forward through the jibberish at times. I'll add Amazing race, Survivor, Biggest Loser, Axe Men, Storage wars, Swamp people. All done while laying next to my super model wife (she's going to read this).....ah yea can't wait till tonight......yea right I'm dreaming.

Oh gosh, not you too. Can't handle Amazing Race, Survivor, BL, etc.

I like Axe men, Hardcore Pawn, Locked Up, First 48, never miss Big Bang Theory, Lie To Me.

 

[Big Fin]

Just remember that we remember every small thing you say, and we remember it FOREVER.

We know that. Or at least some of us know that. Me and Lawnboy know that. These other guys seem to like flirting with disaster.

BigFin...you caved! I hope your wife does not read this. You never name a normal person....always someone you will never meet and therefore cant be held against you as much! Dude....your in hot water!

No hot water at my house. If she reads it, she will not be suprised. Been down that road many times, and it always turns out good in the end.

"Some time we fight just so we can make up ......."

 

[idnative1948]

My wife and I have the understanding that I can have sex with any other woman. And then she gets to kill me in ways I don't want to think about. So I don't have a hall pass negotiated.

Your comment above says it all when it comes to our household. Scares the B Jeez out of me just thinking about it.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I married far ahead of myself. I'll be happy with what I've got.

 

[noharleyyet]

always turns out good in the end. quote Big Fin

...hmmmmmm