Muley Freak in trouble?

[brocksw]

I'm not sure if ya'll heard, but Eric Van Woerkom of MuleyFreak fame got busted on 10/22 for misdemeanor trespass and FELONIOS posession of a game animal...

We're up to #5 on the MuleyFreak Erik Poaching google results. Good work you freak-nasty beotches!

 

[Potsie]

Does it work to just keep quoting or do I need to peck it out too?

Pfff??? I dunno.

Knuckle dragging construction troglodyte here, remember? I have no idea how Google works.

 

[El Jason]

@FruitSnackFreak



Maybe MuleyFreak should have googled how trespassing works.

 

[S-3 Ranch]

Muley freak has two previous conviction so #3 = aggravated = longer harder bann of privilage and consequences

 

[Potsie]

Muley freak has two previous conviction so #3 = aggravated = longer harder bann of privilage and consequences

Different states though, unfortunately.

 

[S-3 Ranch]

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Different states though, unfortunately.

Interstate Wildlife Violator Compact would carry from Utah to Idaho for muley freaks violations​

 

[El Jason]

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Interstate Wildlife Violator Compact would carry from Utah to Idaho for muley freaks violations​

What do you mean it would carry?

 

[Potsie]

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Interstate Wildlife Violator Compact would carry from Utah to Idaho for muley freaks violations​

That just means that if he lost his hunting privileges in ID, he would also lose privileges in UT. It doesn’t necessarily mean that the judge in ID would consider the trespass misdemeanor as a 3rd offense from other offenses in UT.

 

[lastlight]

MuleyFreak Eric Von Woerkom. Poacher, tresspasser, liar, cheat, manipulator, sociopath, and worst of all...a ginger.

 

[millerkiller77]

MuleyFreak Eric Von Woerkom. Poacher, tresspasser, liar, cheat, manipulator, sociopath, and worst of all...a ginger.

Are with all of that...except the ginger part. I do Love a ginger split tail.

 

[Whiskey Freak]

That just means that if he lost his hunting privileges in ID, he would also lose privileges in UT. It doesn’t necessarily mean that the judge in ID would consider the trespass misdemeanor as a 3rd offense from other offenses in UT.

It may not but the judge will see that Muley Freak is a habitual trespasser.

 

[Whiskey Freak]

We’re on page one. Get past the ads and there we are. Good work. Muley Freak apparently is in trouble?

 

[Irrelevant]

I do Love a ginger split tail.

Me too?

 

[Duck-Slayer]

I do Love a ginger split tail.

Yes sir
Matt

 

[millerkiller77]

We’re on page one. Get past the ads and there we are. Good work. Muley Freak apparently is in trouble?



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Iconic symbol of the west????? Really?
Stand by. My new user name is going to be
Thickfartboxconnoisseurfreak

 

[Dave N]

Iconic symbol of the west????? Really?
Stand by. My new user name is going to be
Thickfartboxconnoisseurfreak

I double dog dare you!

 

[Point Creep]

The humor will be lost when the users no longer identify as freaks. Screen capture for the save..

 

[OntarioHunter]

I agree, the states could and should receive compensation from influencers who make money from taking the public's wildlife, not just using the public land. The land is still there when they're done filming, the game is gone. Fat chance of that happening in Montana. Last I knew the east side ranchers who set up shop as outfitters don't even have to get an outfitters license. The money raised could be used for enforcement and habitat restoration, both beneficial for the influencers' business.

 

[ShootsManyBullets]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a Salt Lake house
Aboard a Chevy whip.

The mate was a mighty hunting man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three tag tour, a three tag tour.

The rutting started getting hot,
A couple fences crossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The footage would be lost, the footage would be lost.

The crew set ground on the fields of this un-hunted Utah farm
With Muley Freak
The Mustache too,
The camera dude and his wives,
The YouTube star,
The Trespasser and Poacher Guy
Here on another guy’s farm

Now this is the tale of our Muley Freaks,
They're here for a 3 tag time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
Until it’s dink shooting time.

The Mustache Guy and his intern too,
Will do their very best,
To make the Freak comfortable,
In their poacher’s nest.

iPhones, cameras, and a motor car,
All the luxuries for "Earning It",
Like Liver King gone natty,
It's as primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven YouTube poaching guys,
Here on "Mule Freak’s Isle."

@Hopzone Freak
@Whiskey Freak
@Sammich Freak

 

[TOGIE]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a Salt Lake house
Aboard a Chevy whip.

The mate was a mighty hunting man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three tag tour, a three tag tour.

The rutting started getting hot,
A couple fences crossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The footage would be lost, the footage would be lost.

The crew set ground on the fields of this un-hunted Utah farm
With Muley Freak
The Mustache too,
The camera dude and his wives,
The YouTube star,
The Trespasser and Poacher Guy
Here on another guy’s farm

Now this is the tale of our Muley Freaks,
They're here for a 3 tag time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
Until it’s dink shooting time.

The Mustache Guy and his intern too,
Will do their very best,
To make the Freak comfortable,
In their poacher’s nest.

iPhones, cameras, and a motor car,
All the luxuries,
Like Liver King gone natty,
It's as primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven YouTube poaching guys,
Here on "Mule Freak’s Isle."

@Hopzone Freak
@Whiskey Freak
@Sammich Freak

lacking reference to "earning it"

please resubmit. still, 5/5 stars.