Spray tan golden and evenly applied - check.
Legs shaved buttery smooth - check.
Dia-beetus Mountain Tang Powder flowing like the mighty Mississippi - check.
Flattest of Flat Bills - check.
Training and shooting pics of my sweet gym poses instead of actually hunting - double check.
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Met this guy and his crew at the game and fish in Tucson just before they were heading out on their Coues hunt and he wasn't very talkative, and then I asked what unit and he acted like it was top secret info. I actually messaged him on Instagram to offer help as I've hunted these deer for 43 years and no response. Later I see a youtube video where his buddy is taking 800 yard shots at a buck and missed. If that's as close as you can get to a buck you should probably stop hunting.Hey look that guy finally shot something and found it. Wadda you know!


