Dad Joke thread

[44hunter45]

A man and his wife are walking down the street and he drops a quarter. It rolls into a storm drain.
He takes out his wallet and throws two twenty dollar bills after it.
His wife asks,"Are you crazy?"
He says, "You don't think I'm going down there for a quarter, do you?"

 

[fmnjr]

Obesity, it's a huge problem.

 

[Irrelevant]

If you have any good fish puns let minnow.

 

[fmnjr]

Did you know that someone who farts in church sits in their own pew?

 

[2rocky]

 

[fmnjr]

Hispanic guy got stopped for speeding.
Begs the HP to let him go, he'll do anything.
HP says, ok, if you can use the words green, pink and yellow in one sentence, I'll let you go no ticket.
Hispanic guy says, if the phone green, I pink it up and say yellow.

 

[Brian in Montana]

Dad: (sniff sniff) Weird, it kinda smells like updog in here.

Kid or Wife: What's updog?

Dad: Not much, what's up with you?

 

[Little Big Man MT Chris]

Since the Covid outbreak a guy in a neighborhood I work in every four Or five days he puts up a new corny joke for the whole neighborhood and he’s been doing it for 5 months now and this week he hung up this sign and it made Laugh , wanted to share with the Hunttalk crew , I have no idea where he’s getting all these corny jokes but he’s been doing it to be lighthearted and try to stay positive in the neighborhood during trying times , I appreciate his efforts and the PUN

 

[44hunter45]

Since the Covid outbreak a guy in a neighborhood I work in every four Or five days he puts up a new corny joke for the whole neighborhood and he’s been doing it for 5 months now and this week he hung up this sign and it made Laugh , wanted to share with the Hunttalk crew , I have no idea where he’s getting all these corny jokes but he’s been doing it to be lighthearted and try to stay positive in the neighborhood during trying times , I appreciate his efforts and the PUN
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Reminds me of one my dad used to tell.
" A giraffe walks into bar and says, 'All Highballs are on me.' ".

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[MarvB]

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Gawd...I've lived that moment soooo many times with my old man lol. Thanks Kenny!!

 

[Little Big Man MT Chris]

New ones up today ! He’s on a roll
This week , I’m not good at dad jokes , I’m riding his coat tales

 

[jabber]

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.

 

[2rocky]

 

[MarvB]

Told my daughter this yesterday when she couldn't get the 18-month old interested in a nap- Did you know if a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Yes...I got "the look" for it!

 

[Little Big Man MT Chris]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Deleted member 38069]

What's a fly fisherman's favorite time of day?


1:50 (10 to 2)

 

[fmnjr]

What does PETA stand for?

people for the eating of tasty animals

 

[noharleyyet]

I always liked the way he and his girls interacted..classy