Dad Joke thread

[Mule Kick]

Wife asked if I’ve seen the dog bowl? I said, I never knew he did.

Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.

 

[buxnbullz]

The man who invented the wind chill factor has sadly passed away. He was 98 but felt like 85.

 

[buxnbullz]

What do French groundhogs see on February 2nd?

Their chateau!

 

[buxnbullz]

The day they were handing out patience I left because it was taking too long!

 

[kansasdad]

 

[mxracer317]

The man who invented the wind chill factor has sadly passed away. He was 98 but felt like 85.

Was he feeling under the weather prior to his passing?

 

[seeth07]

Folks say I'm cheesy. Guess that shouldn't be a surprise, look at where I'm from.

 

[EKYHunter]

What’s Irish and stays outside all night long? Patty O Furniture!