Dad Joke thread

[Mule Kick]

Wife asked if I’ve seen the dog bowl? I said, I never knew he did.

Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.

 

[buxnbullz]

The man who invented the wind chill factor has sadly passed away. He was 98 but felt like 85.

 

[buxnbullz]

What do French groundhogs see on February 2nd?

Their chateau!

 

[buxnbullz]

The day they were handing out patience I left because it was taking too long!

 

[kansasdad]