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About a decade ago my wife and I were outside doing yard work in the spring. A car stops at the end of our driveway, which was a little over 300’ to the house, and a little girl gets out and walks up it.

She tries selling us Girl Scout cookies and I cut her off and say, “sorry kid we’re strapped.” She walk back to the car dejected. My wife still quotes that and laughs hysterically to this day.

I’m not even sure where it came from.
You gave that little girl a very valuable lesson in rejection.

Many people are too scared of little girls to say no.
 
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Girl Scout cookies are nasty. There, I said it.

Lorna Doone > Trefoils
Nutter Butters > Peanut Butter Sandwich
Keebler Grasshoppers > Thin Mints

All store-bought options above sell for way, way less and are available every single day at your local grocery store. How has this scam endured for so long?

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Shortbread ones are the only ones worth getting fat over. The rest are just eh

Agreed that Lorna Dunes (yes, I know) are as good or better
 
Girl Scout cookies are nasty. There, I said it.

Lorna Doone > Trefoils
Nutter Butters > Peanut Butter Sandwich
Keebler Grasshoppers > Thin Mints

All store-bought options above sell for way, way less and are available every single day at your local grocery store. How has this scam endured for so long?

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Combination of charitable giving and false scarcity.

The hunting world eats up MKC "drops" like there are no other options when retailers sell knives every single day.

But I agree with you on the quality.
 
For sure, cookies aren't good for you, but at least it's seasonal ... unless you buy enough to freeze them. ;)
 
"Many men buy girl scout cookies all their lives without realizing it is not the cookie they were supporting at all."

Henry David Thoreau (Thin Mints & Do-Si-Does), Walden, 1854
 
"Many men buy girl scout cookies all their lives without realizing it is not the cookie they were supporting at all."

Henry David Thoreau (Thin Mints & Do-Si-Does), Walden, 1854

The boy scouts here sling flavored popcorn. Neither my wife or I really like it so I just kick them $20 when I go by.

Spent years buying it and letting it go bad in the pantry before I concluded the donation was the better method.
 

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