JEL
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our anniversary is Sept 16. Not sure how I ever agreed to that but yeah, it can be a problem.
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Ultimate Marriage Test
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Potsie
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I feel you.
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MarvB
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Likely has already been mentioned but…washing the car!
I mean is the PLAN to really start at the bottom and circle the damn thing as many times as possible? And yes, I understand you want to rinse it before the soap dries but you don’t have to rinse on EVERY door and quarter panel
I mean is the PLAN to really start at the bottom and circle the damn thing as many times as possible? And yes, I understand you want to rinse it before the soap dries but you don’t have to rinse on EVERY door and quarter panel
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Ultimate test?
Leave the vehicle she drives with less than 20 miles on the "miles to empty". 100 bucks says she brings it back, after passing three gas stations, and tells you. "hey I think the car needs gas"...
If she even tells you.
Leave the vehicle she drives with less than 20 miles on the "miles to empty". 100 bucks says she brings it back, after passing three gas stations, and tells you. "hey I think the car needs gas"...
If she even tells you.
duckhunt
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OMG that's hilarious.
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Sense of humor, can back a trailer and brings her own cooler.
520 Road Sow
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Reviving this thread because last night I topped my personal best
Don't leave me hanging!!
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Taking your camper up the day before a long awaited memorial day weekend. On a week night at 845 pm to get "our spot". Insisting that she comes with to "help" setup. Because I might have issues backing the camper in and setting up by myself.
This should only take a couple hrs she thinks. Woman...... the damn campsite is 2.5 hrs away.
This turns into a 6hr trip.We didn't get our campsite. People got fkn lawn chairs out taking up entire sites for setup the next day we couldn't agree on a spot. Finally found one, I had to reset a trailer 6 times, level, relevel, drive back home. Get to bed at 245 am and go to work at 6. It was just nothing short of an absolute cluster fk needless to say. I might have a Jayco for sale real soon.
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Ya I’d probably had a lawn chair under the jayco
Nick87
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This is the biggest reason I won't own one. Good luck with the rest of your weekend. Smooth sailing from here....maybe...probably.
Wildabeest
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You might want to hold off to see if you need to move into it.
A pile of lawn chairs out of my way. mtmuley
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If my kids were older like the youngest who's 11 is 18..... I would.
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It was really windy last night… I didn’t see any chairs.
JohnCushman
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Wives are expendable. You can always find a new one 
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Reading this thread to the wife stirred up some discussion last night lol…
A couple initial thoughts:
1. Any discussion about “The Schedule”. I have a rare condition that seems to present itself anytime she starts rambling about plans. All’s I hear is static noise. Always bites me in the *ss a few days later when she throws some appointment or school play on my radar the day of.
2. Christmas tree hunting. There’s no such thing as a perfect tree.
3. Her birthday (Sept 14). Always turns into way too much time spent early trying to get a bull down followed by not getting one down so of coarse I have to hunt that weekend.
4. When I ask her to fetch me a tool in the middle of a project. Never ends well.
5. Anytime I try and suggest the meal she cooked shouldn’t have required literally every dish and pan in the kitchen to execute. Quinoa is a PIA to clean up after 3 kids under 5.
I’ve gotten smarter about about a couple of these…
A couple initial thoughts:
1. Any discussion about “The Schedule”. I have a rare condition that seems to present itself anytime she starts rambling about plans. All’s I hear is static noise. Always bites me in the *ss a few days later when she throws some appointment or school play on my radar the day of.
2. Christmas tree hunting. There’s no such thing as a perfect tree.
3. Her birthday (Sept 14). Always turns into way too much time spent early trying to get a bull down followed by not getting one down so of coarse I have to hunt that weekend.
4. When I ask her to fetch me a tool in the middle of a project. Never ends well.
5. Anytime I try and suggest the meal she cooked shouldn’t have required literally every dish and pan in the kitchen to execute. Quinoa is a PIA to clean up after 3 kids under 5.
I’ve gotten smarter about about a couple of these…
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Also being married to a medical professional has its challenges. They don’t like being corrected by WebMD.
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Me: “ ii am feeling congested, under the weather maybe just allergies starting”
Wife: “ no you are not, you are malingering”
Me: “you wonder why I don’t discuss my feelings”
Wife: “ no you are not, you are malingering”
Me: “you wonder why I don’t discuss my feelings”
