So, who is your "hall pass"

[drahthaar]

Sitting around the TV for the past two night watching American Idol(don't ask, just shut up), that movie "Hall Pass" is advertised every other commercial. And just out of the blue, my wife goes, "I'd give you a hall pass for Olivia Wilde, I know you think she's hot".

I sit there in shocked silence(knowing damn good and well I would NEVER, ever do such a thing, and am kind of wondering if I should even continue the conversation, As Tim the Tool Man Taylor is screaming in my head--TRAP CONVERSATION, ABORT, ABORT). I question, when I ever said anything about Olivia Wilde, but know my wife is one of the those women with a mind like a steel trap, I must have. I laughed it off.......

But I really ran through the roladex of hot women I could think of, wondering if that would really be my choice. I am thinking....

Jill Wagner.(Wipeout hostess, Mercury Girl)

Who is yours? If only in your head.

 

[Zach]

OK, I'll play, since my wife doesn't read anything here, although it's nothing she doesn't know.

Martina McBride, nuff said!
Giada De Laurentiis, another nuff said!

 

[CJ...$]

Gena Lee Nolan...Megan Fox....The Sports ill. Swimsuit cover girl every year.... thats just to get started.... oh yea and Greenhorns Girlfriend.

 

[cadman59501]

Top of the list for me would still be Faith Hill, after that there are ALOT of close 2nds.

 

[mdunc8]

My wife ruined Faith a few years back by pointing out that she has GIGANTIC ears.

 

[AZ402]

My wife ruined Faith a few years back by pointing out that she has GIGANTIC ears.

Those are known as handles around these parts.

 

[Big Slick]

I'll go with any of the women that Charlie has dated on 2 1/2 men!

 

[tarheel]

Drahthaar, you were definitely being set up.
If I wore a younger man's clothes, Faith Hill would certainly be the one, as I've lusted for her since she hit the scene. To be practical though; I'd have to say the British actress Emma Thompson would have to get the nod. Not the prettiest pumpkin in the patch, but there's just something about her, and when you look at it; they're all sisters in the dark.

 

[Lawnboy]

Trick question for sure. For those of you who have little kids I'll take a line from Toy Story. "I'm a married spud.. I'm a married spud" Mr. Potato Head

On a side note if she offered up that question you should of asked who she was thinking about at the time. There had to be some wheels turning in her head about something. Women and their trick questions.....sheesh.

You should of stood up put your arm out and said to her "Get thee hence Satan"

 

[BRI]

A few years ago, my (now ex) wife asked me that very question. She told me hers and then I simply replied....Any one that says yes!

 

[skeeter89]

A few years ago, my (now ex) wife asked me that very question. She told me hers and then I simply replied....Any one that says yes!

Second that.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Let's see..................how about Bianca Beauchamp? Look it up! John:hump:

 

[noharleyyet]

I never share what thw black dog whispers to me with my wife...and I don't feed the white dog enough.

 

[Goldtip]

Draht, what your wife didn't say while she was watching those commercials is that she wanted a "hall pass" from you for Owen Wilson.......LOL

For me it would be Meg Ryan, during the Harry met Sally and Sleepless in Seattle years.

 

[Dinkshooter]

This is the "Celebrity Clause" that I want. However, even going through 8 years of careful negotiations with the wife, I have still not been granted said clause. Life is so unfair.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Isn't she dating Ellen now? John

 

[Dinkshooter]

That is one of the reasons I love her so. Plenty of them out there hotter, not many dirtier.

 

[Buschy]

Easy. Kate Middleton, the soon to be princess. I don't buy the prim and proper facade. I'm guessing a wildcat behind closed doors. She should ditch William, the wedding, and make the move to ND.

Kate it's not too late to call it off. Think about it!

 

[drahthaar]

LOL!!!

I knew this would get a few good responses.

I know my wife thinks Christian Bale is the goods. I only bring all this up in good fun. She only said that to me because she knows I am a prude. She always tells me, "did you notice that woman flirting with you?", I am pretty much dense to the whole thing.

It would never be a fight, I just know the Tim Allen playbook back to front, and she knows it. She is very secure in our relationship, but I still wasn't going to open that box 'o chocolates.

LOL

 

[Big Fin]

You should of stood up put your arm out and said to her "Get thee hence Satan"

Words of wisdom there my friends. Lawnboy speaks with the wisdom of 15 years of marriage.

Anyone married more than a week knows that was a trick question you were asked. No doubt. She is just waiting for one of two things:

1. To drop the big bomb on you about her "Pool boy." or

2. She has something big she wants to bring to the discussion, but feels she is currently unarmed for the position she intends to advocate. Your answer to that question has just filled her depot with enough armament for the next ten years.

Hell, I just happened to be in a room where some guy I knew casually was drooling over Sigourney Weaver, about 20 years ago. Since I failed to jump and defend the honor of his wife, my wife still reminds me of the day and not in a good way. When Aliens comes on the tube, I am headed for the next room. Wife wondered why I wouldn't go see Avatar with her. The scars are deep and still sore. I never talked to that guy again.

You guys are going down the river of doom with this one. You are smuggly going along thinking your wives are OK with these type of discussions. I am hear to tell ya boys, she is only going along with it because of the ammo you are putting in her magazine. And you are foolish enough to keep your bacon grinders spewing forth enough material that she will never lose another argument in the life of your marriage.

Sorry boys. You were warned.

Women do not forget such things.

But since we are talking about such things, I am still struck by a girl I knew in my college days. K. Sue Osborne.