RIP Swiss Family Robinson

[Deleted member 20812]

Yeah, I hear that a lot, I have three girls under 9...

Good luck. In 8-10 years you’ll have a far better understanding of why I hunt alone 90% of the time.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Good luck. In 8-10 years you’ll have a far better understanding of why I hunt alone 90% of the time.

I've already started.....

 

[noharleyyet]

Good luck. In 8-10 years you’ll have a far better understanding of why I hunt and drink alone 90% of the time.

Echo that...

 

[geetar]

I’m actually suggesting that we support every person’s freedom of speech and association, by not rewarding companies who are attempting to suppress such freedoms. It’s sort of an anti-boycott. It may not really apply to the Disney+ situation.

@ImBillT Thank you! This is exactly how I feel about it. I haven’t seen anything I agree with this much in a while.

 

[Irrelevant]

Oh man, you think puppies are hard? Our second daughter didn't sleep a full night for over 18 months...

When I get a couple beers in me and there are some newly weds around, I generally without being prompted going into a lecture about how once you start having kids you're life just got immensely more difficult for at least 3 years after you have the last one. I told my sister, "ok, so you're pregnant with #1, you want 2. You're life will generally suck for the next 8 years. Assuming it takes you 2-3 years to forget how terrible babies are just to decide to have the second."

Now, I've come around quite a bit on my own spawn, but it's taken years... years of no sleep, poop- lots of poop, and a constant irritating background noise that makes tinnitus sound appealing.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Amazing delivers these too. I think they’re about $0.50 a piece.

Problem is I never remember till I'm looking up at the oil pan and have that old SOB in my hand.

 

[Nick87]

You're life will generally suck for the next 8 years. Assuming it takes you 2-3 years to forget how terrible babies are

Idk I guess everyone is different I dont see how it sucks at all. Part that's gonna suck is when they get too old to spend time with us imo. Ymmv I guess

 

[Nick87]

Oh man, you think puppies are hard? Our second daughter didn't sleep a full night for over 18 months...

My oldest is 2.5 years just started sleeping through the night sometimes, plus a 6 month old. 99% of the time the wife is on it though so I really cant complain much.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

When I get a couple beers in me and there are some newly weds around, I generally without being prompted going into a lecture about how once you start having kids you're life just got immensely more difficult for at least 3 years after you have the last one. I told my sister, "ok, so you're pregnant with #1, you want 2. You're life will generally suck for the next 8 years. Assuming it takes you 2-3 years to forget how terrible babies are just to decide to have the second."

Now, I've come around quite a bit on my own spawn, but it's taken years... years of no sleep, poop- lots of poop, and a constant irritating background noise that makes tinnitus sound appealing.

8 years of poop v. hunting Aug 10th - Jan

funny how that can gets further and further down the road

 

[EYJONAS!]

8 years of poop v. hunting Aug 10th - Jan

funny how that can gets further and further down the road

I say you got a real problem if your 8 year old is still shitting their pants

 

[EYJONAS!]

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When I get a couple beers in me and there are some newly weds around, I generally without being prompted going into a lecture about how once you start having kids you're life just got immensely more difficult for at least 3 years after you have the last one. I told my sister, "ok, so you're pregnant with #1, you want 2. You're life will generally suck for the next 8 years. Assuming it takes you 2-3 years to forget how terrible babies are just to decide to have the second."

Now, I've come around quite a bit on my own spawn, but it's taken years... years of no sleep, poop- lots of poop, and a constant irritating background noise that makes tinnitus sound appealing.

Just a ray of sunshine you are my friend hahaha

 

[Nick87]

I say you got a real problem if your 8 year old is still shitting their pants

Beat me to it.

Then again it happens to the best of us..

 

[Deleted member 20812]

Problem is I never remember till I'm looking up at the oil pan and have that old SOB in my hand.

Hey Siri…..

 

[Deleted member 28227]

I say you got a real problem if your 8 year old is still shitting their pants

I'm not one to questions @neffa3's childhood development Math.

Hey Siri…..

An invocation I refuse to make

 

[hank4elk]

I took a good dump this morn. Got my oil changed & a lube ,while I watched. Got a pizza for dinner ,to which I will add some Tillamook. Made an appointment to get my hair cut for the 1st time in 6 mo's.
I was looking too much like Dr. Zeuss....................or the cat in the hat.

 

[Irrelevant]

Idk I guess everyone is different I dont see how it sucks at all. Part that's gonna suck is when they get too old to spend time with us imo. Ymmv I guess

You might have missed the sarcasm, and like I said, mine have grown on me.

But babies are capable of breaking the hardest humans. I mean it's the same shit they use in Gitmo. Sleep deprivation and loud noises you can't turn off. I've never been more dysfunctional is irritable.

 

[Irrelevant]

I say you got a real problem if your 8 year old is still shitting their pants

You're doing the math wrong. After 8 years it's the second that's still doing it, they're only 5-6 which while it's rare, that makes it worse when it does happen.

 

[EYJONAS!]

You're doing the math wrong. After 8 years it's the second that's still doing it, they're only 5-6 which while it's rare, that makes it worse when it does happen.

That's why I put the winky face

 

[Irrelevant]

That's why I put the winky face

We need a sarcasm button, I just thought you liked to wink at ole @wllm1313

 

[EYJONAS!]

We need a sarcasm button, I just thought you liked to wink at ole @wllm1313

He's about the only east coast SOB that has a small place in my heart hahaha