junk mail

[noharleyyet]

I delete about 80 every other day...at least 4 of em are from Cougar Dating. Man, someone ain't doing their homework.

 

[Dinkshooter]

I thought a woman "older" than you would be called Grandma?

 

[noharleyyet]

I thought a woman "older" than you would be called Grandma?[/QUOTE

I'm still attractive to the younger ones...with zero self esteem....and broke.

 

[2rocky]

...ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.

We drank a bit, and talked awhile, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place.

She flipped on the hall light and then shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

 

[recon6036]

...ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.

We drank a bit, and talked awhile, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place.

She flipped on the hall light and then shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

Now that is funny!!!!!!!

 

[idnative1948]

You suck! I am obviously dumber that a rock. Fell for this one also, but funny as H!

 

[MThuntr]

I just broke it off with a cougar...them scratches were starting to get infected.

 

[Sytes]

That junk mail? Damn! Nhy you popped my bubble! Excited in this bed thinking them mails were from fan mail Hot gals!

In fact junk mail... my ass! Them gals r real!

 

[noharleyyet]

Careful Charles, your wife reads this you'll be hitting the pain pump for the popknots on your noggin.