Sharts... gotta love em if they aint yours.You mean when you said this?:
"I also learned that I should carry some spare shorts in my truck. Shit my pants on the way out to get that bear.. had to discard the ones I was wearing and go commando style while packing bear out. Sharts... shoulda known better."
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I cured this problem on hunting trips. One Immoduim AD every day if I need it or not. I take it with my vitamins. Some guys laugh about it, others take notes and say it is a great idea. The other perk, less TP needed to be packed in on a backpack hunt.