Ways you won't die...

[Moosie]

I was in the Tub soaking after playing ball tonight and drained the tub. (You perverts quit thinking of me nekid, Gross). Anyways, before I was interupted, I put my head back with jsut my nose out of the water with my mouth and eyes and everything else under the surface and thought of the movie Pearl harbor and how some of those men died in the ships loosing air like that. Although queit sad and Morbid, I was thinknig I will probably not die that way. I will probably not die jumping from a plane or in bed with Twins... (Unfortunately on the last one )

Any other ways you guys can think of how you won't die, morbid or funny ?!?!!?!?

(Gosh I'm the king of starting good threads ... )

 

[schmalts]

falling into a meat grinder

 

[stilllearning]

from old age.

 

[wilecoyote76]

4th of July mortar attacks......

 

[Bambistew]

Being staked down by 1000 tiny women and bludgened to death with paper clips...

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Let's see....I know walking up to Big Azz Bull and someone saying "Ya know I think that might be a world Record!" and falling dead of a Heart Attack! John

 

[MarvB]

Walking up to a 2000 pound Jellystone buff and asking it for a Kodak moment.

 

[Canoe]

With a hypodermic needle full of heroin hanging from my arm, because I know my limits.

 

[Whiskers]

It certainly won't be from an overdose of sex. Unless I find a different woman.

Thats it, she is just trying to save my life...she is a good wife. Thank you honey.

 

[Gunner46]

With Jelly Beans stuck up my nose, a tennis ball in my mouth, and stabbed through the ears with brass bore brushes.

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Well, I know Schmalts' roofing guy won't kill me....

 

[guppie9]

Anything involving leather, cattle prods, or someone named "The Gimp".

 

[wadeerslayer]

being whipped to death be a dominatrix

 

[noharleyyet]

....while riding to a bbq with Ted Kennedy.

 

[Tom]

I like all kinds of hunting, I like all kinds of ways to die, I'm keeping my options open at this point. For sure, I won't die of anything, nothing, impossible to die, no way, before now.

 

[cjcj]

From Buzz,Jose,or Matt kicking my ass, unless they wait until I'm 65+. .....But Buzz is sneaky he could make me limp after him calling me names and stuff... just out of reach laughing at me until my ticker blows....hump .

 

[1_pointer]

By tripping on my own dong and hitting my head on a rock. I'd have better luck tripping on my own gut...

 

[barefooter19]

from aid's...

 

[shoots-straight]

From showing this New York gal how it's done, then her husband comes home early, he was suppose to be breeding his elk.

 

[scottymack]

Shark Attack