Ways you won't die...

I won't be smothered between the breasts of a large woman from Texas.

I won't be blugeoned by an irate husband.

I won't be beaten to death or shot with poisoned darts, by a gang of angry pygmys.

I won't be trampled by a herd of stampeding mammoths.

I may be tracked down and shot by the guy with the Mustang who wanted to race to show off for his girlfriend. But that's a different story.

:cool:
 
And I thought Oscar didn't have but a minute here or there to himself...

Seems like even thats to much... :eek: :D

I don't fear death...
 
And I thought Oscar didn't have but a minute here or there to himself...

I was in the Tub soaking after playing ball tonight

YAh, I have pleanty of time to myself. Like 11:30 last week when I got in the tub after playing ball and like like tonight. It's only 11:30 and I have from now till 6:30 in the morning when I head to work.... :D There is always time in the day, jsut most of my free time I should be sleeping :p

by playing on a trampoline drunk
HAHAA... I bet your brother can say that... now ;) Hopefully after the parametics arived he learned his lesson :eek: :eek: :confused: :D
 
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