This chaps my arse!

[Nick87]

When the bidet hits just right?

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Lmfao

 

[Big Sky Guy]

When the bidet hits just right?

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If you know, you know

 

[tjones]

Not many know this but a generous layer of IcyHot will take care of it.

 

[Gellar]

Update: The isopropyl treatment seems to work. Cleared everything up nicely. I spent the day hunting geese in very humid conditions. Forgot my TP and had to make do with all natural wipes early in the day (skunk cabbage I think). Not the greatest but so far no ill

Update: The isopropyl treatment seems to work. Cleared everything up nicely. I spent the day hunting geese in very humid conditions. Forgot my TP and had to make do with all natural wipes early in the day (skunk cabbage I think). Not the greatest but so far no ill effects.

We complain about people asking for info and not updating with the outcome, but We probably would have been ok without an update on this.

 

[PaulRevere]

'Is it because my butt cheeks are losing consistency and slapping together tighter'

How did I miss this thread? This above quote is hands down one of the funniest things I've ever read. Ass consistency..

 

[noharleyyet]

Hunttalk is the Martin to Ontario Hunter's Rowan...

 

[thebestusernamesaretaken]

You guys are so helpful! I didn't post this just to be the butt of your jokes. It's a genuine pain in the ass. I know I'm not the only one who has the problem. Man up and let's talk about it.

I see what you did there!

 

[longrunner]

Zinc oxide based diaper cream- an ultra runners secret chafe relief. The zinc oxide helps dry.

 

[thebestusernamesaretaken]

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plus you will smell nice

 

[NativeIndian]

You guys are so helpful! I didn't post this just to be the butt of your jokes. It's a genuine pain in the ass. I know I'm not the only one who has the problem. Man up and let's talk about it.

dude powder or monkey butt powder

 

[Foggy Mountain]

Think the powder idea might wind up a pancake like consistency?

 

[SaskHunter]

Think the powder idea might wind up a pancake like consistency?

Then breakfast is served!

Modern problems require modern solutions!

 

[Foggy Mountain]

If you say so I’m not hungry right now lol

 

[Gr8bawana]

Is it because my butt cheeks are losing consistency and slapping together tighter or is it some latent development of sweat glands where they never were in my youth?

Nah, it's what happens when you start burning the poop before it hits the ground.