This chaps my arse!

[Pucky Freak]

Oh and happy birthday

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

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great minds...

 

[Seeleylakehunter]

Carry an extra Burt's bees lip balm. Non menthol ...mark the lid with something don't want to get that mixed up.

 

[noharleyyet]

Sit here:

 

[MarvB]

Don’t know if I’d have opened it if greenhorn had posted it, that being said it’s still kinda like a car wreck

Here Ontario, give this a read:

How to Get Rid of Swamp Ass For Good

No ifs, ands, or butt sweat.

www.menshealth.com

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

@OntarioHunter

Ep. 213: The Return of the Latvian Eagle | MeatEater Podcasts

Steven Rinella talks with Miles Nolte, Brody Henderson, Ryan Callaghan, Phil Taylor, and Janis Putelis.Topics discussed: The things that won the war; melting your wedding band into your finger; chap ass and irritated sphincters; getting a tater on your thing; Dumpster Diver Cal; manipulating a...

www.themeateater.com

 

[Tiohunter]

Try Bag balm in the green tin or the anti butt monkey mentioned above

 

[Elkmagnet]

1st. get more underwear.
2nd. dipper rash cream. Its a miracle on chafing rash.

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Gold Bond body spray, if it works in Az.
it will work anywhere!

 

[D4570]

I find just plain corn starch applied liberty in the mornings help me out all day and no girly smell.

 

[OntarioHunter]

Don’t know if I’d have opened it if greenhorn had posted it, that being said it’s still kinda like a car wreck

Here Ontario, give this a read:

How to Get Rid of Swamp Ass For Good

No ifs, ands, or butt sweat.

www.menshealth.com

Lots of good tips in there. Thanks. Think I'll switch to a smelly antiperspirant and kill two birds with one stone ... or rather one stick.

@OntarioHunter

Ep. 213: The Return of the Latvian Eagle | MeatEater Podcasts

Steven Rinella talks with Miles Nolte, Brody Henderson, Ryan Callaghan, Phil Taylor, and Janis Putelis.Topics discussed: The things that won the war; melting your wedding band into your finger; chap ass and irritated sphincters; getting a tater on your thing; Dumpster Diver Cal; manipulating a...

www.themeateater.com

Well, now I don't feel so alone. If the Meateater can talk about it, I'm in good company. I think.

 

[diamond hitch]

I'm with Tiohunter. Simple old Bagbalm. It's cheap, worked on kids and the lanolin will give you a soft butt. Put it on thin after drying it off. A little in the morning and at night.

A common remedy for chapped teats in the dairy industry.

 

[Treeshark]

No solution to offer, but I wish you good luck in dealing with your moist, wobbly heinie. Happy birthday!

 

[Dave N]

Sit here:

Oh, I see it now. You said SIT here. Never mind!

 

[Cm7727]

Zinc oxide butt paste will fix you right up.

 

[Nick87]

Lotrimin jock itch spray right in the crack, seriously. That free healthcare in Canada must be so awesome that you've turned to a public hunting forum for help with an itchy ass.

 

[noharleyyet]

@OntarioHunter
In my youth I mixed plaster for a crew of 4-6 plasterers. On slick coat finish days the mixture contained lime. For a couple days after I’d go through a box of corn starch and walked like a bull rider…but the corn starch worked.

The older wizened plasterers said, “you’re galled’d boy, take a good shower, dry off good, and apply corn starch liberally.”

 

[Nick87]

@OntarioHunter
In my youth I mixed plaster for a crew of 4-6 plasterers. On slick coat finish days the mixture contained lime. For a couple days after I’d go through a box of corn starch and walked like a bull rider…but the corn starch worked.

I can remember grandma shaking the corn starch down my pants as a youngster. That and mercurachrome on the skinned up knees, I think I spelled it right.

 

[MTLabrador]

For a real solution… No wearing cotton when it’s hot. Synthetic underwear and stretchy pants make me feel like a new man. I’m anti jeans for anything other than going to dinner or maybe riding a horse.

 

[CowboyLeroy]

Mayonnaise