Therapy

firefranco

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his
groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me," she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was
in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at
his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
And asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.
 
Ha Ha!

I did a little golfing yesterday and twisted my knee pretty bad...... When I went to the doctor this morning to have it looked at, the doctor told me I would have to quit masturbating. When I asked why, she said "Because I am trying to examine your knee....."

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