PRELIM #2: Best Stories - Talkies 2022

[RobertD]

Can I forfeit and give all my votes (that were surely mis clicks by people in the booze) to @theat?

Thanks for the nod, @Hunting Wife.

I was sober when I voted for you!!

No seriously I read several pages of your thread the other day and even sent the link to my wife. It's as compelling as anything I've read in a long time. Roach is so awesome, tell him I said that next time he eviscerates a homer.

 

[DouglasR]

Guess I suck at story telling. Better luck next year!

Nobody ever gave a damn about us Midwest small game guys.

 

[noharleyyet]

Nobody ever gave a damn about us Midwest small game guys.

First time?

 

[CowboyLeroy]

I'd be on here if I could spale better

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

I'd be on here if I could spale better

Try using big and fancy words where they don’t necessarily belong.

For instance.
“On this prestigious good morrow, I awoke to the inclination and proceeded to produce a magnanimous movement of bowels amongst the flora and the fauna, ‘‘twas serendipitous.”

 

[Gerald Martin]

Try using big and fancy words where they don’t necessarily belong.

For instance.
“On this prestigious good morrow, I awoke to the inclination and proceeded to produce a magnanimous movement of bowels amongst the flora and the fauna, ‘‘twas serendipitous.”

Most of us just say, “ I had to take a big dump in the bushes after I drank my morning coffee.”

 

[TOGIE]

Most of us just say, “ I had to take an emergent chit b̶i̶g̶ ̶d̶u̶m̶p̶ in the middle of the road i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ after I threw a fat chaw while still massively dehydrated in the d̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶m̶y̶ morning c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶.”

 

[Tiredofthebickering]

Most of us just say, “ I had to take a big dump in the bushes after I drank my morning coffee.”

The best say it like:

"Towards the end of the road, I misjudged my first fart.

After a regretful cleanup, overwhelmed by adrenaline, shame, and self disgust, I got back on the road and made it to pavement."

Post in thread 'Trophy Cows and Soiled Undies' https://www.hunttalk.com/threads/trophy-cows-and-soiled-undies.310671/post-3302965

 

[MNElkNut]

@BirdManMike don't sell yourself short! I voted for your story. If I see there are new posts on Roach's story, I borderline set a state record in how little time it takes me to click on the thread!