Practical Jokes and funny things....

[Moosie]

OK, I've done a Couple Practical Jokes before. We put a Toilet sear in my bosses office and called it the throne room, I've rearranged the keys on a keyboard to spell my name in the center line on someone’s keyboard so all their letters were mixed up. I turned someone’s bookshelf around and put paper on the back and drew books on it so it looked like a bookshelf but wasn't actually one. We've put Underwear in someone on HT's luggage and random places so it would take awhile to find them (LOL Spitz).... and the list goes on.

But tonight we pulled off a good one. I won't reveal it quiet yet but I will in time and with pictures.

My question is, what have you done.... or ... what have your friends done to you and how did you take it or did they take it.

And how much time and money did you put in and how many people were involved ?!?!??!

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Back in the late 60's I had a Cousin who killed a monster of a twelve point buck and had it mounted. Well, my father's side of the family has always been up for a good practical joke, they love them. One Thanksgiving we were at my Aunt Betty's and their house was set up where you had an area just off of the main road to park on in front of the house. We were all just sitting around doing nothing but letting the Turkey settle and I was wanting to do something, so we took the big twelve and carried the head out to a pick up and lowered the tail gate where when you laid the mount down it looked like someone had really gotten luck that morning. We would hear a car or truck coming down that country road and we would all look over at the mount an start gesturing and such, people would pull over and see thay had been duped. Some would get out and just laugh, while others were...you know kinda pissed they had been duped.
But, it was one of those classics that a family remembers around the Holidays and we always get a kick out of reliving stuff as simple as that. John

 

[BOHNTR]

Had a hunting partner (who I still hunt with in-state) that was notorious for not packing enough food to snack on when we hunting deer a few miles from the truck. He would always ask for some of my snacks to munch on......to the point he began to "rely" on me to alleviate that gurgling sound from his stomach.

One of his favorite snacks of mine was some homemade trail-mix (gorp) I usually carried. It was your basic mixture of granola, nuts, chocolate chips, raisins, etc. Well, knowing he was going to rely on me once again, I decided to make him his own bag. However, instead of chocolate chips, I supplemented an entire package of some "Exlax" chocolate. After scarfing down the bag........well, let's just say he needed to borrow some TP by the days end. Needless to say, he makes sure he packs his own stuff now. Itg's been 10-12 years ago.....I'm still waiting for the payback.

 

[the nikster]

I put superglue down a co-workers buttcrack. he put his finger in and it was stuck. really funny til we got to the hospital.
I saved a mouse in a bag in florida, and put it behind a co-workers seat a week later. then I squirted a bottle of fox urine in his vent and screwed rocks into 2 of his tire valves. He was stranded on the bee-line with 2 flats in 90 degree weather hehehe!

 

[mohunter]

I was looking for a good way to get a friend of mine who dipped a lot of skoal so i mixed a lot of tasteless ambesol with a can of chew and then proceeded to watch him drool all over himself as his lip got numb. Not a pretty site but everyone got a pretty good laugh. There may have been a bit of alcohol involved.

 

[sreekers]

Six inches of cow manure in the bed of a truck. Then catching them trying to put it back on myfront porch. Priceless.

 

[noharleyyet]

Cellophane the toliet & put the seat back dow, rubber band the sink rinse nozzle in the on position aimed frontwards. I've a good frfiend who's done all this to me, but the worst was placing an ad in the paper for a garage sale, listing all kinds of neat crap...using my address. My doorbell was ringing at 5:30 a.m. for a solid week.

 

[oleefish2]

A friend was trying to be funny and ran a personal ad for women with a boat. So me and another guy talked this gal we knew to respond with a picture of her and a boat as the add had requested. We also gave her his phone number and had her call him several times a day. She was attractive but 20 years older than him.. He was sweating bullets after a week because he was afraid his girl friend would find out. We for a last straw had her show up at his place of business and after he about freaked out she told him what was going on…

 

[icb12]

zip tie on their driveshaft
heavy bean bag duck taped to a driveshaft is alwasys funny.

one friend I unspooled his fishing reel one night, cut the line into 60' sections and spooled it back on in pieces very carefully. so he had enough line to rig up but when he cast out the next day he was winging his pixies way out there and just watching them keep going.

dumped a couple things of old mickey dees fries in the back of a friends truck and opened the canopy so that the seagulls would climb in there and slammed the canopy shut. So when he got back from work he had 20 or 25 seagulls in the back of his rig.

Split up with a hunting buddy one time and knew his gps was dead. And he would have to follow some old flagging back through the brush to the road. Brush was incredibly thick and soggy. so I doubled back after we split and removed all the old flagging and put up a bunch indicating a route of my own design, much longer and wetter and generally less fun (bad part was I had to walk that way to flag it; but I was laughing to myself the whole way)

A roomate of my mine really really enjoyed smoothies for breakfast. He was ALWAYS making a smoothy. I removed the blades from his smoothy maker so that when he was trying to puree stuff it just made noise and nothing happened. That was HILARIOUS. watching him get hopping mad because it wasn't working.

Marine grease on a friends windshield wiper is funny.

reversed the controls on the backhoe my dad was using..

changing the controls on my roomies xbox controller always makes me giggle

 

[the nikster]

While in Latvia 2 years ago 1 worker had to go home early to the states. He packed his bags, left them by the door and went to bed. The other occupants of the house removed about half of the clothes and replaced them with gay porn. His luggage was lost but later returned to his home while he was at the office. His wife says we went too far.

 

[Moosie]

Ahhh the old Gay Porn in the luggage trick. We did that to a buddy coming home from Africa

Several boxes of Crickets in a buddies dorm room is a classic too. They catch a few but takes many nights to get all of them.

Wow, we have a lot of pranksters....

 

[Nemont]

First week of January I put an ad in the local paper that one of my buddies was collecting old Christmas trees for a project and that it was okay to just put them in the front yard. I knew that him and his wife were gone for a week and returned to 200 Christmas trees piled in their front lawn.

Nemont

 

[Wyodeerhunter]

my best prank I've pulled is I created a new user name on monstermuleys.com then I told a bunch of utards to put in for "X" deer area because it had big bucks. They did, and were lucky enough to draw the area and lose all their points.

Then I never responded back to them.

sometimes I wonder if they ever killed a buck.......

 

[Dinkshooter]

We made a fake email account for a girl my brother had "relations" with and starting emailing him. He was doubtful at first as it was just a weekend fling. A buddy would call me at work and we would open up the account and decide what we were going to type that day. Lots of smiley faces and stupid girl talk. Whats going on with you? Not much here Soon enough we had him convinced.

After about a week the girl(Me and a buddy) sent a email to my brother telling him she was late and he was going to be a father. We did it during the afternoon when he supposed to go home from the college campus and not be back at the computer lab til the next day. OOOPPs he went back to the lab that night and read it. He chit a cat. Finals week and all. Flagged a final, I guess and narly slept a wink that night.

He was at the computer lab the next day when we typed a response from her. It said that she hoped the baby was a boy so she could name it Joe or Drew cause those 2 studs once rocked her world. It took about 2 minutes before he called me and I could tell he was shaking "I'm gonna kill you both" with a lot of relief in his voice as well. But he was pissed.

I was at work, in a cubicle hell, I was on the ground laughing so hard. Pretty much every one in the office was staring at me.

 

[Dinkshooter]

A buddy bought a set of elk sheds off of Ebay. Freaking Arizona giants. 370+

He then proceeded to tell me he found them in a area we hunt. Now this is a prime Dinkville OTC Colorado unit, pounded with pressure.......................and I still fell for it hook, line and sinker.

He let me go a solid week or so hoping I would run into that bull. Bastard.

 

[elk_hunter]

One of the funnest, most classic hunting pranks is adding rocks to the backpacks of the guys you hunt with, each time you stop for a break. Then, when the guys start complaining about their pack getting heavier, ask what all they packed for the day and see their faces when they unzip and find those rocks.

 

[Calif. Hunter]

When we first leased a ranch near Parkfield that was about 25,000 acres, my buddy Jorge got lost in the back canyons on the trails on his ATV. He would shoot 3 times and I could see him on the other side of the valley or canyon. Then I would shoot, and I'd drive to where he had been, only to have him appear where I had been, and shoot 3 times again. He did this several times and I felt like one of the 3 stooges. He finally wised up and stayed in one place.

I got him back onto the main road and once he thought he knew where he was, he took off at top speed, leavng me in the dust. It was now dark, and he took the wrong road once he got out on the flat land. Of course, he has his headlights on and he shoots 3 times again. All my buddys get in one of the trucks with a spotlight covered with a red jacket....they come tearing across country at Jorge, hit him with the red light and yell, "Fish and Game! Freeze!!!"

Jorge puts his hands up and starts trying to explain that he was lost and only shooting to get help. Jack makes him get off the ATV and on his knees, with his arms spread out. Now Jorge can't see because everyone is just silhouettes, between the high beams from the truck and the "red" light. So Jack yells, "Blow me."

Jorge says. "Do I know you?"

I ask, "Does that make a difference?"

 

[Spitz]

I'll have my vengeance for the panties in my stuff and it will be spectacular.
Let's hear/see your latest Oscar.