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NM SUCCESS!! (Congrats IdahoBugler)

Dude, that's the funniest chit I have read in a long time. Excuse me because I think I pissed my pants just a little bit....
 
Those punks stopped by the house on there way home... I smell Success!!!
 

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Browtine and IB don't lie

HAHA... First off I want to Call BS. I'm not sure on Just what yet....probably on about 80% on what was already written, and 95% on what will be written..... but some of the Above statements will be far from the Truth as the Real Stories come to Fru~ission.

IB, Nice "Match set" of antlers ........ Did we only find those 4 ? I think there might have been another one I found (That someone tripped over and never saw it.... :D) that hasn't been posted.... and maybe a couple of other ones :p

Got up at 6AM today to break camp (We had a Hard time getting out of bed without Browtine there... you know, The guy that woke us up every morning, lit the stove, made us breakfast and was the first to the top of the hill.... But we got up, broke camp and 16 hours later pulled into the drive. Me thinks a Funny line or two with a few more Pics might Rise to the surface soon..... After some sleep .. ;)
 
I see by your post that you didnt make it home by 11pm... bwuahaha,... I bet your ass was wishing I was there to wake you up this morning so you would have been home on time :)
 
wilecoyote76 said:
Eventually we'll hear everyone's side of the story........and Moosie's will probably be skewed the most. Browtine and IB don't lie so time will tell.
Are you freakin kidding me. Half the crap that guy said was a lie.

Where do I start........ First off the alarm clock was in my sleeping bag. I thought you said you where cold and that's why you came in to get warm. Now you tell everyone you were going for the alarm clock, huh?!?! And to set the record straight we would of been late every freakin morning if I left it up to these yahoos to get up and get the tent warm. How can you sleep and then blast out of bed in 1 minute to go hunting without any oatmeal or food for that matter. Pop in the morning doesn't cut it for me.

And don't get me started about opening day. We all set out at the same time. Actually Mr. Tine and Moosie start out first. We fly by them thinking no one is that slow after all it's just a messly 4 miles on a bike... Boy was I wrong. Wade (A pretty cool dude that showed us around) and I wait at the first fork for 5 minutes. Wade's getting ansy as there are a couple of guys ahead of us. I'm think Moosie and Mr. Tine should know to go north as this is where everything is coming from. So we go ahead of them and we fly past the other guys walking the road. We get to our area and the two yahoos are still not there. Now I'm thinking maybe these guys just wanted some alone time so we hunt seperatly for the rest of the day. That day Wade and I saw a good 180 buck that I passed because he didn't have eye-guards. I thought I screwed up when he bounded off as he looked much better. O'well first day we should see plenty of those bucks. As luck would have it or not have it that was the best buck I saw the whole trip. Just before dark we spotted a good 170 buck racking his antlers. He was a sweet 5X4 with dark heavy antlers but only 18" wide. We later saw this buck just before Moosie shot his. He went into the trees and never came out. I wish we could of taken him as he was a pretty cool looking deer. Saw a couple smaller 4 points as we were walking out. All in all a pretty sweet opener.

We go back to camp and these guys have dinner ready for us. That's right you beatches go in the kitchen and make me some pie!!! Then they start crying about how we left them and how they saw so many deer??? Or Mr. Tine saw so many deer, what ever?? Again I'm sorry I don't have a slower gear on my bike......

Here's a couple pics until I can get back to the real story.
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AZ402 said:
I hope those homos shoot something nice.
Didn't you see the first post. I did get something nice. You should of seen it. I used this special call. Like bang chicka bang bang (porn music sound here) hump and this thing came running. Fell at my feet and assumed the position. I took a picture kicked him in the nuts and he ran off. There is no way I'm tagging that ugly sob. :) :)
 
Such as a Good story goes, there is many a fibs going on already.....

Let's back up to the day's before.

I pick IB up at his house after he say she had all his stuff ready. We went through his place grabbing this, and that.....1 hour later after grabbing the last of the items, DVD player and a few "VIDS" we hit the road and He complains about hunger pains. We have to stop and grab him a Sandwich and then we're finally off with no other stops... Non. ;)

We hit the Road at Mock 10 passing all the Slow pokes up and stop in a Podunk town somewere around the Idaho Utah border. We grab some munchies and I get a Tap on the shoulder. He says "Hey, this might sound a Bit strange but are you "MOOSIE" ??!"

So I size this cat up to decide wheather I say yes of Point over to IB and decide I could take him so I say Yes. He said he was a guy rom Washington that drew the tag that left at 3:30 AM to make it to the Breast signing gig at Cabella's. He said he was the guy that also drew the tag I said that he would be Behind me eating my dust and.... (OK, I was talking some Chit at mm.com and he was in on it ... :) )

After a Quick hand shake he was gone..... poof.

We thought that was a Bit crazy but drove over to Cabellas in Utah. (Note to self, Cabela's employee's don't think Screeming and Humping motions And trying on funny hats is as Funny as we do.........) We hook up with Browtine and see those guys again. Browtine was all like "I would have gone if you had just invited me but I didn't know you were goingn .. BLAH BLAH BLAH...." So I tell him to Pack his Chizz and let's go. After a Quick OK from the wife he said he'd meet us in 2 days.

So Me an IB hit the road.. making a Few last min calls and IB having the map I thought would point me in the right direction. But after driving for 40 mins down I-15 he finally gets off the phone with his wife and I ask were we were suposed to turn at. He gives me the Exit # and it's about 25 miles back. CHIT, nothing like a 50 min detour. He also then needs to stop at Walmart. While we're there we pick up a Couple last min Items. ..... A new Bike for Browtine, some matching camo, and some Gold bon something or other for his Privates. I'll let Browtine verify that story !!!! We ride the Bike though Walmart and The security cameras are all over us... just like Cabella's.

Unfortunately I didn't have a Picture of IB doing a Wheely down Isle 7 of the Grocery part of Walmart but Believe me, I was impressed.

More later.....
 
Is Dipshit,... er, uh, I mean Moosie up from his nap yet? I really would like to hear more of this saga...
 
Oscar looks tired in that pic with the bikes. How far had you ridden just prior to the pic being taken? I'm guessing about 200 or 300 feet.

Did he go take another nap or something? How come it's taking so long to get some pics with dead animals in them posted?
 
oh your both a couple of nutty twits..

First off IB, if your going to lie, go big or go home. How can you live with yourself and tell people here you heated up the tent and got out of bed first?!?!?.. Pretty sad when moosie and I want to talk and your arse is snoring at 5:30pm. Don't make me bring up the night that Moosie and I caught you ALONE watching the Paris Hilton Movie with the covers over your head. You still cant explain that "NOISE" that woke moosie and I up.

Moosie will attest to the fact that someone was putting GOLDBON on their twig and berries on a constant basis. Its pretty bad when your peddling a bike and puffs of smoke are purtruding out of your pant legs.

Your the first "d00d" I ever saw put a wipe to good use just prior to singing Barry Manalow's Copa Cabana Song too. A friggin nasty site for those of you that decide to hunt with this twit :)..

Moosie, don't laff... yours is coming too if you lie like IB :)
 
Canoe, I don't have any pictures, matter of fact, I didn't take any camera of any sort, no Camcorder, no still Camera. So I'm at the mercy of the Guy that farts Gold BON and the Guy that doesn't know how to drink from a Juice box..... ;)

AZ, you can try his Cell at 1-(800)-Meat-buck .
 
You didn't bring a camera? I don't beleive that for a second.

If you aren't just trying to act all cool like you know all of the hard stuff and really know how to do it, will you teach me the secret of the juicebox too?
 
hahaha... Canoe knows how you "accidently" took your eye out by squeezing the Capri-Sun and squirting it into your eye. I must admit, that was one of the funniest things that happened that trip...
 

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