We headed to the small little bench where we had agreed to tuck away in the scattered ponderosas. Before it got too dark, Troy was on mission to gather enough pine limbs to make a comfortable nest. Thinking he was losing his marbles, I humored him by pluck a few for myself to make a nice bedding area.
I was worried that Troy had nothing more to keep him warm, other than his light Ascent shirt, along with a light fleece to put underneath it. I was living big. I had a Traverse Zip-T.
Given the skimpy cold weather gear, I decided to look at what else we had carried in our "light pack" scenario. I had five nylon game bags. Troy had a Buff and a little kids plastic poncho. I decided to offer him four game bags, leaving me one to put beneath me and my bed of pine boughs.
We settled in, listening to the chorus of bugling elk. They had moved off to the private and were doing their normal routine of feeding in the alfalfa. I was sleeping in about five minutes, while Troy continued his logging operation.
Troy briefly disrupted my dreams when he claimed he heard something in the trees behind us. The benefits of hearing loss is that you sleep better in bad conditions. I told him I was too tired to think about it. He asked what I intended to do if it was the bear. I offered my best efforts to retrieve his blue grouse, but could not muster enough energy to have a serious discussion. Not sure what Troy did to fend of the critter, but I sure enjoyed sleeping through it.
I was awoken by a huge wind blast around 1 am. The four hours of sleep felt as good as this wind felt cold. Without warning, it was howling. I turned on my light to see how Troy was coping. Well, I really couldn't tell, as all I could see was a pile of pine limbs stacked three feet high and ranked eight feet long. Somewhere in the midst of that, Troy was trying his best to stay warm.
Seeing Troy looked more comfortable than me, I decided to try a bigger pile of limbs. I went on my own scrounging quest. Returning with arms full of limgs, I planned to imitate Troy's plan. Little did I know that he was under this pile of wood, Troy was shivering.
I laid for a couple minutes, thinking I was still not very warm. Time for some more ingenuity. Only thing I could find was my Mystery Ranch Crew Cab. If I emptied it, folded it open and put it on covering my chest, it might serve as some form of warmth. So, I emptied the contents to a pile, folded the back of the Crew Cab down and now had a make shift blanket, albeit, not very flexible.
Being prone with my new blanket and piling pines upon me, the wind was somewhat lessened and my core seemed warmer. Ah, I might get some sleep if the wind stayed under 30mph.
Troy was awakened by a combination of my snoring, wind blasts, and his teeth chattering. He asked me how I was doing. I replied cold, but would survive. He replied that survival was questionable for him.
He then shined his light to examine my operation. He started laughing hysterically. WTH was so funny? He said I looked like a turtle shell with my Crew Cab blanket extending from my neck down to my knees. I never thought about it, but all that stuck out were legs, arms, and my head. Probably did look like a turtle to a guy feeling the early affects of hypothermia.
Not satisfied with his current igloo of limbs, he set out to get even more, after emptying his Crew Cab to try the turtle shell tactic. I heard him looking for his boots, but said it was not worth the effort to dig them from the four cords of wood stacked upon them. He went thinning the pines in his stocking feet. You know where this is going in the benchlands of central Montana.
Over the howling of wind, I could hear the howling of Troy. Scouring for the finest trees in this sparse woods, Troy's cloth-covered feet had found a huge patch of prickly pear. Ouch. He came hobbling back, with another cord of wood on his back. He reached for his Leatherman pliers and spent the next half hour plucking quills, while I tried my best to sleep. When I finally dozed off, he was just combining the best of his turtle blanket with his house of limbs.
I sat there for the next two hours, shivering and trying to find ways to block the wind. No luck. The harder I tried to block the wind, the harder the wind would blow. Somewhere in this struggle, bulls started to sound off as though they had come back early. I ignored it, knowing the sounds were still on private and attributing the noise to the efforts of some stragglers smelling the remnants of the elk party from the last evening.
Troy was now snoring. I could not see him for all the debris stacked around him. It was now 5 am. Troy told me to take some suffering footage with the point-of-view camera. Since I was too cold to sleep, I figured I may as well do something to take my mind off my misery and trembling. The footage will suck, as I was shaking too bad to hold the camera still, but hopefully it gives the effect of just how crazed a hunter can get in pursuit of an elk.
By 5:45 am, Troy was awaked by the increasing rowdiness of these elk 200 yards down slope. He looked as bad as I have ever seen him. As though he had run a gauntlet. He was not sure what was worse, his porcupine looking feet, his aching back, or his lowered core body temperature. Not that it matter, as any of it would prevent him from further sleep.
We decided we were going to film some of this foolishness. That we would walk around and try to sneak in on these elk as they started their earlier-than-usual retreat to the bedding grounds. We had a half hour before shooting light and almost an hour before good filming light.
We laughed at the stupidity of what we had done. We are both experienced hunters usually prepared for any event. Inside, we both knew it was a stupid stunt to stay overnight when we had purposely lightened our packs the previous morning in our effort to "go lighter and go farther." Normally, we both carry much more essentials, knowing what it takes to survive a night in the woods.
Fire was not an option. The wind was howling. It had not rained for weeks in this area, making the grass and pine needles a pile of tinder waiting for a flame to send a fire screaming across the prairie. Troy and I agreed that a fire was out of the question prior to finalizing our decision to stay the evening. If it got too bad or started to rain, we would hike the five miles back to camp under headlamps.
I was never so glad to see the sun start to rise. Even more excited to see the sun than to hear and see the swarm of elk coming back to their beds two hours early.
An early arrival was not part of what we had planned. We feared they would travel further than normal, taking them beyond the place they had bedded the last three mornings. If so, they would get beyond this boundary area, far into a private section. As we paralleled them from the public, our fears were quicly coming to reality.
Not sure what kind of big spiders these are, but the woods were awash with them. I was squishing them whenever I could. I have a deal with the rattle snakes that I leave them alone and hope they leave me alone. Spiders benefit from no such relationship.
Add in a jumbo sized bull snake, and I had my fill of spiders and snakes. Even though these rattler-colored bull snakes are harmless, they sure get your blood pressure pumping as they slither a foot away from your boot.
