How many…

How many squares of TP per day for a hard-core, extreme, back country hunt?

  • 1-10

  • 11-20

  • Half a roll

  • None, I use vegetation or clothing

  • My bum is so sensitive I can only use aloe scented baby wipes.

  • I have stage fright and can only use a vault toilet at a developed campground


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SAJ-99

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Seems like a trick question. It really depends on the previous meal line-up. I mean the answer is different if for dinner the night before you had a fresh grouse than if you had, let's say, Mountain House chili.
 
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BAKPAKR

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As a child, I must have had a bad TP experience that I repressed because running out of TP is higher on my backcountry fears list than grizzly bears, rockslides, meth heads, or getting lost.

A few years ago, my brother picked me up at the airport for a trip to the Frank Church Wilderness. I had left my pack with him, partially loaded, after a trip into the same spot a month earlier. We overnighted at his cabin, but before going to bed, I threw some things in my pack. When I got up the next morning, I threw a few more things in my pack. At the trailhead, I topped it off for a five day trip. I ended up getting my sheep the next morning. As I was rearranging my pack for the trip back to the truck, I found that I had four full rolls of toilet paper in it. Apparently, there had been a roll in it when my brother picked me up, and I had added a new roll each time I touched the pack. Luckily, TP doesn’t weigh too much. 🤪
 

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