How many…

[Art Vandeley]

You have to bring enough to stoke the campfire later

 

[Redman]

 

[Hem]

I like to splash my ass and genitals out with cold creek water at least once a day.

This is why I don't drink creek water unfiltered.

 

[TN2shot07]

Don’t waste money on that bidet, .97 at Wally World and practically no weight!

 

[Schaaf]

I edited the poll for Schaaf

Thank you sir!

 

[brocksw]

Doesn't matter what I use it always seems like I'm wiping my ass with a paint brush after a night of mountain house and coors light.....

 

[brocksw]

Don’t waste money on that bidet, .97 at Wally World and practically no weight!View attachment 222128

And it doubles as a drinking bottle! Multiple use gear.

 

[TN2shot07]

And it doubles as a drinking bottle! Multiple use gear.

Mobile shower, rinses cuts, all kinds of good stuff!

 

[MThuntr]

This is why cryptosporidium has been found all over in backcountry springs and/or why iodine isn't good for purifying water in the lower 48.

A proper cleanse never hurt anyone

also show how much I travel...I'm just at the top of every watershed taking care of business

 

[Huntkook]

 

[reallyoldman]

washable corn cob.......

 

[OntarioHunter]

I almost always forget to take any TP along when hunting. I've learned to make do with what I can find on hand. Wait ... I don't mean literally ... though often enough it ends up that way. Crusty snow can suffice but side effects are tripping over my hemaroids afterwards. Powdery snow doesn't work. Skunk cabbage is useful ... unless it's frost killed. Too flimsy.

 

[MarvB]

I’m just amazed it took till post #52 for Ontario to chime in on a shit thread!

 

[MO Betta]

You gotta do the pre-trip Paltrow for easy cleanup.

 

[JustinsDad]

Rounded rocks like in a creekbed have saved me a few times. Grass doesn’t work very well for me. And I admit I have come back from more than one hunt with only one sock. I forget TP too much, I guess.

 

[TN_Rifle_Junkie]

2 Ply Charmin (4 squares), followed by unscented baby wipes. If is good enough for a babies butt, it's good enough for mine.

I typically camp/hunt with my wife, so she's ALL ABOUT having proper toiletries.

 

[Flatbrimmer]

I almost always forget to take any TP along when hunting. I've learned to make do with what I can find on hand. Wait ... I don't mean literally ... though often enough it ends up that way. Crusty snow can suffice but side effects are tripping over my hemaroids afterwards. Powdery snow doesn't work. Skunk cabbage is useful ... unless it's frost killed. Too flimsy.

And people worry about smokers!?

 

[Bullshot]

Crap habits… an everlasting bond between residents and non residents. Warms my heart!

 

[Marshian]

Better too much than not enough. And it could be a helluva bargaining chip with fellow campers (aka free booze) as Elaine found out.

 

[Sytes]

*Real outdoors men and women find a sparkling fresh cleansing via Backcountry Bidet:

1 square a day for drying off:

In Praise of the Backcountry Bidet

Skip the toilet paper and clean with water on your next camping trip.

www.backpacker.com

Damn, I knew others praised eco-friendly cleansing though I *air dry. No squares necessary.