Dad Joke thread

[Deleted member 52098]

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The force is strong in this new dad well done @wllm

 

[Wild Bill]

A friend once told me that when one door closes, another one opens.




Great friend. Horrible cabinet maker

Must be the guy that did our kitchen before we moved in.

 

[Huntkook]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[2rocky]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

Why do you not find elephants hiding in trees?


Becase they’re really good at it!






Why do elephants paint their balls red?


So they can hide in cherry trees!





What’s the loudest sound in the savannah?


Giraffes earring cherries!

 

[Hircine]

I order a club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member.

- Mitch Headberg

 

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[Deleted member 28227]

 

[Wild Bill]

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eff that pig

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

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I still listen to CDs in my truck

 

[Nate Mode]

What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Person you are asking say's R). Arrr ye would think so but it would be the C!

 

[noharleyyet]

What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Person you are asking say's R). Arrr ye would think so but it would be the C!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

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[kansasdad]

The guy who invented throat lozenges died, and it was a little weird at his funeral.

There was no coughin’ at his service.