Dad Joke thread

[Wild Bill]

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[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

I was incredibly surprised when the stationary store moved.........

 

[seeth07]

Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?

It was feeling crumby.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

Ok, snuck this one in here...

 

[conibear]

Hear about the two gay Irish fellas? Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Wildabeest]

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Or smelt

 

[Indianajoe]

police have confirmed that the guy who fell from the bar roof and died was not a bouncer.

 

[kansasdad]

What do you call two men in a windowsill?



Kurt and Rod

 

[2rocky]

 

[kansasdad]

Vaguely familiar, so perhaps posted before, but worth a repeat….

 

[crock239]

Vaguely familiar, so perhaps posted before, but worth a repeat….

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Dad joke and life lesson all wrapped into one glorious moment...

 

[kansasdad]

Told to me by a patient this morning....

Why did the toothbrush cross the road???




It was looking for a change of paste!!

 

[kansasdad]

What do pigs use to clean themselves???



Ham sanitizer!

 

[seeth07]

Told to me by a patient this morning....

Why did the toothbrush cross the road???




It was looking for a change of paste!!

I'm sure you will now repeat that all day to all your coworkers in the office!

 

[kansasdad]

I'm sure you will now repeat that all day to all your coworkers in the office!

I already get the eyerolls from the assistants and hygienists, its the patients I'm hoping to get to chuckle and a "oh brother, there he goes again".