Dad Joke thread

[Deleted member 28227]

Cartoon | Memes on Instagram: "What a legend of a duck Follow @ywfg for more content"

Cartoon | Memes shared a post on Instagram: "What a legend of a duck Follow @ywfg for more content". Follow their account to see 183 posts.

www.instagram.com

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

I discovered I have an extra strong fear of speed bumps……….

I’m slowly getting over them

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[2rocky]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Deleted member 22670]

I am home this week fighting my third round with Covid.

I texted my dad yesterday to let him know, and his response was "stay positive".

 

[Wildabeest]

 

[Addicting]

In case you were wondering the first Silent Night was when Joseph forgot to book a room at the Inn and Mary didn’t talk to him after she had to stay in the barn…

Which was out of character for her because she is usually pretty stable when Joseph screws up.

 

[Addicting]

Just finished up a job, boss said it was Gouda enough. Just shook my head, what a cheesy thing to say…

 

[kansasdad]

Did you hear about the T Rex who sells guns???


He‘s a small arms dealer

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

My wife has been putting glue on my rifle collection. She denies it, but...........


I'm stickin' to my guns!

 

[kansasdad]

What’s the name of a dude with no shins??







Tony

 

[BOHNTR]

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little ‘boogie’ in it.

 

[BOHNTR]

What do you call a lost nun? A ‘roamin’ catholic.

 

[fishing4sanity]

 

[LuketheDog]

The other night I was walking home and ran into the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. They were looking to pick a fight and I didn't expect a good outcome, I was totally outnumbered and the odds were against me...