Dad Joke thread

[Redmt]

I quit trying to get my ducks in a row. I'm gonna take what I got and make a run for it!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[perma]

Did you all know that 1 of 3 millennials suffer from dad jokes every day?

 

[EastTNHunter]

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Don’t forget the quote by his famous cousin, Apathetocrates: “I don’t care.”

 

[MarvB]

For @wllm ’s future use…

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[MarvB]

I got fired from my job at the bank today. A woman came in and asked me to check her balance.

…so I pushed her.

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

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I swear the word order changed after I read them

 

[noharleyyet]

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Evelyn Wood's fault...

 

[noharleyyet]

If Neil Pert is reincarnated,


...will there be repercussions?

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor.




I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[huntid73]

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I tested this with my 6-yr old son...the results were eerily similiar!! I may have to tell the school photographer to yell poop this year

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]