Dad Joke thread

[Redmt]

 

[Addicting]

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In fairness that could be most of us. I know I’ve had a shart or two after some not so wise PBR choices.

 

[noharleyyet]

In fairness that could be most of us. I know I’ve had a shart or two after some not so wise PBR choices.

It's a birdie on a par 3...hits close

 

[Redmt]

I said "OH CRAP!"
She said "AGAIN?"

 

[crock239]

Guy goes to see the doctor, and doctor says, "I've got bad news and worse news."

Guy says, "Well, what's the bad news?"

"You've got a bad condition and about 24 hrs to live," doctor replies.

"What's worse than that?!?" guy asks.

Doc says, "I've been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday!"

 

[MarvB]

Why did the pig stop sunbathing??

…He was tired of bacon in the sun

 

[Redmt]

Why did the pig stop sunbathing??

…He was tired of bacon in the sun

and the sheep said "baaaaaaad"

 

[MarvB]

What did the escalator say when it quit working??

Nothing…it just staired

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

What did the escalator say when it quit working??

Nothing…it just staired

Do you get the funny Ed emails too?

 

[noharleyyet]

Do you get the funny Ed emails too

Ed is the intumescent acronym...

 

[elkduds]

Ed is the intumescent acronym...

Don't leave us hanging

 

[noharleyyet]

Don't leave us hanging

'zactly....

 

[MarvB]

Do you get the funny Ed emails too?

Guess I’m out of the loop, don’t know the funny Ed reference?

That actually came from the kid next door (he’s an old soul joke wise lol), maybe he’s a subscriber

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

Guess I’m out of the loop, don’t know the funny Ed reference?

That actually came from the kid next door (he’s an old soul joke wise lol), maybe he’s a subscriber

My boss told me that joke this morning. Said it came from some funny Ed daily email she gets. Who knows.

 

[7mm-08]

I didn’t read them all yet, but…
Three men walk into a bar…the fourth one ducks.

 

[EastTNHunter]

What happens when you smack Dwayne Johnson’s butt? You’ve hit Rock bottom

 

[millerkiller77]

I need to go read the forum rules before I post in this thread. Stand by, I may or may not be back

 

[Festus]

Got a new job as head of Old McDonald's farm. I'm the new CIEIO.

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]