Dad Joke thread

[Redmt]

 

[Keep on]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

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Isn't that the East European gal that can open an attic door with her high heel while holding a baby carrier?

 

[Redmt]

Isn't that the East European gal that can open an attic door with her high heel while holding a baby carrier?

I don't know but I'd sure like to see her try

 

[noharleyyet]

I don't know but I'd sure like to see her try

 

[Redmt]

I watched it 15 times and don't see any attic door.

 

[seeth07]

I watched it 15 times and don't see any attic door.

You were distracted watching something else!

 

[Festus]

 

[2rocky]

 

[2rocky]

 

[2rocky]

 

[mdcrossbow]

The wife said send the boys out to do the fencing. I said which boy, she said all of them. I've got 3 boys, I told her you send one boy out to do a job you got a boy you sent 2 boys out to do a job you got half a boy you sent 3 boys out to do a job you got no boy. She said it looks like you're stuck doing the job.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Redmt]

 

[Redmt]

 

[2rocky]

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[seeth07]

Why can't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!!!

 

[Deleted member 52098]

Why can't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!!!

Also doubles as a Boston accent joke.... Well done

 

[Redmt]

How do you eat an elephant?





One bite at a time!