Chimp vs. Grizzly in the ring?

[Dinkshooter]

In a fight between a Chimp and a Grizz who would win?

I was dicussing this with a friend. At first a person will have to say Grizz, but have you ever seen pictures of that lady that had her hands and face torn off by a chimp? It seems those animals go bananas, so to speak. For strength you would have to take the Grizz, but for ducking and weaving I think the chimp would be right there.

What say you?

 

[WV Hunter]

I see your point with the chimp but if a grizz got a hold of chimp it would be over real quick like.

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

The Grizz would peel the Chimp's banana.

 

[elk_hunter]

Dink, that's a helluva question...you're right, it could be close. But I give my vote to the Grizz...

 

[Buschy]

DS,

I needed a break this morning and pondering the outcome of a chimp/grizz cage match was perfect. I have to go with the grizz, too much bulk and strength.

The wheels are always turning in your head though! You must have gotten bored with watching elk out the window of your office this morning.

 

[Dinkshooter]

http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/are-you-smart-enough-to-fight-a-monkey/

 

[Dinkshooter]

I think if the ring was some kind of wire cage fight the chimp would have enough advantage to get away then get back down and get his hits in.

 

[WV Hunter]

http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/are-you-smart-enough-to-fight-a-monkey/

That is one nasty picture at the bottom. I think I am going back to carrying the 1911 in .45 and putting up the Glock 19 in 9mm after looking at that.

 

[noharleyyet]

Dink, are you ponderng monkey spanking this morning?

 

[Dinkshooter]

Dink, are you ponderng monkey spanking this morning?

Bad Monkey, Bad Monkey, Bad Monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buschy]

nhy,

Your comment may have been a few minutes too late. It seems someone in CO has been a lot of research on monkey spanking this morning.

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

Dink, are you ponderng monkey spanking this morning?

It may be more like the "Banana & the Buckhole"

 

[Khunter]

Bear vs monkey you say...

 

[Dinkshooter]

Not quite the scale I had in mind Khunter.

It would be cool if we lived in Russia or someplace where we could make this happen. It would get shutdown in a second in this pansy country.

In your best Russian voice "My bear would eat your silly monkey".

 

[Randy11]

The bear would destroy the chimp. Yeah I chimp can pull an old lady apart, but just can't see it being able to do any damage to a Griz besides pulling some hair.
This reminds me of when Kobayashi had a hot dog eating contest with a kodiak, anyone remember that?

 

[Goldtip]

I think the Griz would win overall. The monkey would be able to get away from it in a cage match, but once the Griz got ahold of it, it would be dead monkey. The trick would be getting the monkey to fight with thought and wanna kick the Grizz's ass. If he could get away and then come back down and take a few shots without getting caught, the monkey may give the Grizz a run. My thought is the monkey would just stay out of harms way once he climbed the cage and then there would be no fight. Jesus, I must be pretty damn bored to have put that much thought into this.......LOL

 

[Dinkshooter]

I think the Griz would win overall. The monkey would be able to get away from it in a cage match, but once the Griz got ahold of it, it would be dead monkey. The trick would be getting the monkey to fight with thought and wanna kick the Grizz's ass. If he could get away and then come back down and take a few shots without getting caught, the monkey may give the Grizz a run. My thought is the monkey would just stay out of harms way once he climbed the cage and then there would be no fight. Jesus, I must be pretty damn bored to have put that much thought into this.......LOL

Best analysis so far, thank you for your time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give the monkey PCP, that should get him fired up.

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

Would it be one of those monkey's from the Milwaukee Zoo that sit there, kind of lethargic... playing with his junk ?? or the ones picking their nose ??

If either, the Grizz would have an easier lunch than a hot dog contest....

Good thread - I like Fridays..

 

[Oak]

C'mon, monkeys have opposable thumbs...they can use weapons.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

C'mon, monkeys have opposable thumbs...they can use weapons.

Oak is right, I had a Girlfriend in the 60's whose parents had two Squirrel Monkeys and they loved to whack off 24/7. I think by the time that big ol Chimp Blinds the Griz with a load of........well you know, he would beat the crap out of that bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John