Best “ALMOST GOT HIM” one liners

[FREAK]

This time of year I always love hearing the success stories almost as much as the near misses. I have a few buddies that seem to have a Rolodex of stories year after year about the one that got away. I wouldn’t mind adding a few new good ones to my list:

“He was too close, couldn’t see him through my scope”

“Must of bumped my scope on the way in”

“My rest didn’t go up when I pulled back”

“Thought I’d let him pass”


I’ve heard them all and probably used half of them at some point or another

 

[EYJONAS!]

Don't wanna be done yet.

 

[FREAK]

“The wind switched at the last second”
“Just needed him to take one more step”

 

[EYJONAS!]

Weak fronts
Weak forks
He's broke 4 inches off
No eye guards
No mass
Not quite 160
Not 30 tall
Just a three on one side
He was not on the right side of the fence
Should've seen his dad that ran off
To far from truck
To close to truck
Can't find him
Looking for a better 6 pt
Looking for a 7 or better
Nothing under 330
Nothing under 360

There's all kinds of crayon eating comments.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Personal favorite....

Donna and Craig: think he's 3/4?

Ryan: looks good enough.

Craig: if it gets the slam dump the lamb.

Donna: BOOM

 

[FREAK]

“I Ran out of arrows”

 

[FREAK]

Weak fronts
Weak forks
He's broke 4 inches off
No eye guards
No mass
Not quite 160
Not 30 tall
Just a three on one side
He was not on the right side of the fence
Should've seen his dad that ran off
To far from truck
To close to truck
Can't find him
Looking for a better 6 pt
Looking for a 7 or better
Nothing under 330
Nothing under 360

There's all kinds of crayon eating comments.

Not quite 160 then they show up to camp 3 days later with a 143”

 

[Dan O]

“I Ran out of arrows”

I seen a buddy do that LOL

 

[2rocky]

Purt Near!

 

[FREAK]

Purt Near!

if I had a dollar for every Purt Near story I’ve told or heard

 

[FREAK]

I’ve noticed over the years it always seems to be the 340” bulls and 30” trout that get away!?

 

[BackofBeyond]

 

[mevertsen]

This hunting season...

"No training wheels"

Saw him walking out his back door at 45 or so yards. Nothing i could do with a recurve.

I was inside 25 but needed to move down a ledge to put him in view. I got down, nocked and arrow, stood up to shoot and saw that.

Took a few pics as he walked away, then walked the half mile back to the truck.

 

[Bambistew]

My favorite for not shooting a big one... "I got him mixed up with the big one."

My excuse is usually, I'm not dumb enough to pack one through 3 miles of swamp, again.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Not quite 160 then they show up to camp 3 days later with a 143”

Or 3 bucks that don't even make 160 in camp. But they all passed 150 bucks the day before they went home to Minnesota.

 

[JV842]

The one I have been using for the past couple few years now…
“Could have shot him easy, think I will just leave him for my grandson”

 

[EYJONAS!]

Forgot my kill kit.

 

[FREAK]

“Didn’t need the meat”
“My freezers still full from last years”

 

[FREAK]

“My broadhead didn’t open up, switching to single bevel next year”

 

[noharleyyet]

He's nice but nah, I'll see a bigger one . (first elk hunt, didn't see another for 3 years)