Dinkshooter
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Associated Press
In a rare research breakthrough, researchers from Idaho, Montana and Wyoming universities have uncovered a recent evolutionary phenomenon. As a response mechanism to the constant harassment and molestation from residents of said states, sheep have been seen utilizing camouflage as a method of survival and escape. Researchers have concluded the sheep have developed this new camouflage method to escape from the constant lewd demands placed on them from the human male residents of the states. One researcher noted “although a very sad state of affairs, the camouflage technique is very exciting to discover. It shows us how Darwin’s theories can be applied to current day pressures on species as well”.
The study was conducted with funds received from the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Sheep (PETS) and donations from concerned Colorado residents.
In a rare research breakthrough, researchers from Idaho, Montana and Wyoming universities have uncovered a recent evolutionary phenomenon. As a response mechanism to the constant harassment and molestation from residents of said states, sheep have been seen utilizing camouflage as a method of survival and escape. Researchers have concluded the sheep have developed this new camouflage method to escape from the constant lewd demands placed on them from the human male residents of the states. One researcher noted “although a very sad state of affairs, the camouflage technique is very exciting to discover. It shows us how Darwin’s theories can be applied to current day pressures on species as well”.
The study was conducted with funds received from the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Sheep (PETS) and donations from concerned Colorado residents.
