Sitting in Anchorage right now, with a two hour lay over. Will give some points I learned that I will not do again when I go next year. Hopefully none of you will have to learn these same mistakes. Some serious, some humorous.
1. Don't hunt in the middle of the season. Go early and shoot the stupid ones on the sandbars (the tactic by which accounted for all moose we saw taken), or go late when the big boys might be closer to rutting (I assume this is best). We had twelve boats camped within a few miles of us from the 15th until leaving. We did not hear of a moose shot after the 12th. Not sure how it turned out these last few days, but given our encounters all happened the last two days, I suspect things turned around. Seemed to be getting better by the day.
2. Don't go to a unit that the biologist says could be "hit or miss, depending upon the phase of the rut and movement of moose toward traditional breeding/rutting areas." If you go on a hunt like this, go on one that is closer to a sure bet. This unit had 32% success last year, but is known for the occasional whopper. It was easier to draw, so I was willing to take the chance.
3. Don't choose a unit where success is predicated on transient moose populations when you have four guys and a boat load of production gear, as it very much limits your mobility and options to travel far distances to where these transient moose are located. The biologist told me where to go, in the event that the moose were not showing up, but taking four guys, all the TV gear, enough fuel, and spike camp gear for rain-soaked camp is not feasible when you are talking about going 100 miles upriver in a small jet boat, then the logistics of getting that moose back to base camp.
4. Don't expect all of your cameras to survive ten days in Alaska, with much of that wading swamps, sloughs, and half the days being torrential rain. Bring at least three big cameras.
5. Don't expect your transporter to be able to show up based on agreed upon dates. Everything in the AK bush is a fluid situation that requires some flexibility and adaptability. If other hunters have moose that need to be brought to storage, they will get priority (as they should), leaving you in camp a day or two more than planned. Note to self - Be the guy who shoots the moose that need transported, then you will stay at the top of the transporter's priority list.
6. Don't forget your good gun cleaning kit at home.
7. Don't leave your tool kit at home, as you will need it, and transporters purposely leave you very little in the form of tools, given their fear that hunters will do more damage than repair if left a large option of tools.
8(a). Do not use a boat with a Mercury Marine motor, no matter how new. Maybe it was because I have always owned Yamaha motors and it is the folks at Brunswick Marine getting even with me for not buying their products.
8(b). When you have to hand start the 90hp motor with P-cord and a screwdriver due to a starter not engaging, do NOT smash bare knuckles on the motor block while pulling. Large amounts of skin will remain attached to motor and ensuing language will need to be edited from the TV show.
8(c). When using a Mercury two-stroke, do NOT leave home without many spare 40 amp overload fuses - the two on the right side that have a tendency to fail when you have wet weather and they do not reset for twelve hours rather than the ten minutes as designed. Failure to bring those will cause your motor to be tilted completely out of the water while greasing the jet unit and unable to lower back into the water without overriding the hydraulic cylinder that provides auto tilt/trim. You will also find that such fuses are what cause starters not to engage when you most need to reach the sound of those moose calls you just heard, resulting in hastily opening the cowling, unbolting the flywheel cover, then hand cranking, which then leaves ample DNA samples of your skin on the motor block. If there is anyone on this board who works for Brunswick Marine, do not tell me, as you will be black balled from this site.
9. Don't schedule your airline tickets too close to your expected return to civilization date. In Alaska, something will mess up your time schedule, at least half the time. Failure to get your camera guy back civilization in time to meet his darling for a long-planned vacation does nothing to endear yourself to him and his girl, especially when he had already been in AK for two weeks of filming prior to this hunt.
10. Don't try to film a moose hunt under these conditions. It adds a level of complication and effort that is hard to convey on film and only those who participated will realize what compromises you make in doing so. That being said, I will violate this rule when I return next year.
Plenty more mistakes I made, but right now, I will keep it to ten. Will add some more when I start scribing the daily events from my journal.