Airport drinking

My local airport has recently been using those full body scanners. Last time I went through one I made a joke about them being able to see my wang. The guy kept a straight face and asked what was in my pocket as this big red rectangle was showing up where my front pocket would be. I pulled out a pack of silly-gummies, the guy waved me through and I proceeded to open and eat them while my stuff was going through the x-ray machine. The guy laughed and wished me a safe flight. My coworker and I made our way to the lounge and indulged in beers waiting for our flight.

This is how civilized societies operate!
 
When I have to go back east or overseas I’ll go across the bay and take a shuttle to that airport. I’m thankful my company gives me a card that gets me into the Centurion lounges. Makes arriving early more tolerable.
Man, the SFO Centurion was awesome when it first opened in 2014ish. No such thing as a waitlist, Free Coravin pours (including some really excellent $100+ retail bottles), really good food. One time my wife and daughter were with me and they had a deal with Coach where you could customize a free Coach passport holder. Really above and beyond at the time.

Now most of them have gotten crowded to the point I don't usually bother. Except Laguardia (currently my weekly destination) which is shocklingly not very full even on Thursdays and Fridays.
 
I was planning to let this thread die a quiet death. Reading it stone cold sober from home later and I come off like a raging frat drunk. Time to be a bit more circumspect.

Having said that….

Enjoying a double Woodinville in a SeaTac bar today. A guy walks in and order a glass of Chardonnay.

I’m thinking, “Good Lord, be a man. “

No doubt he can finish a 5k. My finishing one is in doubt at the moment.

We all find something to make us feel superior.
 
Melted in Atlanta for three days.
A “Perfect Day” on Sunday. 100° & 100% humidity. Good day for sweet tea.
Upper 90’s Mon-Tue.

Packed the suitcase this morning and yesterday’s shirt was still damp. Good times.
 

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