A little humour for your day

[Bigjay73]

 

[Cogreeny]

 

[Gerald Martin]

A priest, a rabbi and a Baptist preacher met once a month for morning coffee. During the course of conversation they began to discuss who was the most effective at spreading their faith and proselytizing folks to join their congregations. As the discussion grew heated someone came up with the idea of a contest to prove who was the most effective. They would each take a month to see who could convert the most people. Then, one of the others upped the ante and said people were too easy, they should each spend a month trying to convert a grizzly bear and report back with their success. They all agreed.

One month later they met for coffee and the priest proudly proclaimed that he was making great progress with his grizzly. He had memorized the catechism and was saying Hail Marys and was going to be taking communion at the next service.

Not to be outdone, the Baptist preacher said his grizzly had cried and confessed his sins after hearing a fire and brimstone sermon and was going to be baptized in the river next Sunday morning.

Both men looked at the rabbi who had a downcast look on his face and was bandaged from head to toe and had a cast on his arm. “How did you fare?”they asked.

“Well…” the rabbi slowly replied. “Looking back, I guess circumcision was not the best place to start.”

 

[Ben Lamb]

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[Cogreeny]

At least you know close what to expect from the bear.

 

[Ben Lamb]

At least you know close what to expect from the bear.

 

[Gr8bawana]

 

[noharleyyet]

@JohnCushman could've at least given us a heads up...

 

[duckhunt]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Straight Arrow]

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'Looks similar to Senator Jon Tester's farm pickup shown in a political ad ... with gun rack, rifle, and all. Albeit a bit worn looking.

 

[Keep on]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[mtmuley]

'Looks similar to Senator Jon Tester's farm pickup shown in a political ad ... with gun rack, rifle, and all. Albeit a bit worn looking.

You mean me and Jon have the same truck? Good taste in trucks. mtmuley

 

[SwaggyD]

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You mean me and Jon have the same truck? Good taste in trucks. mtmuley

 

[Elktrack]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Wallydeuce]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[antelopedundee]

Sorry if ABP.