Your Xmas list????

[Santa]

HO! HO! HO! Quick Draw that is a very interesting list! Especially the part about Elkchaser's long johns!

You made Santa blush on that one! By the way that is Woolrich. Santa still wears his made in 1940.

Brushy I'll honor your request for your lump of coal if you promise to get your best girl one too! (How many carats do you want for yours?)

Why I remember one year Mrs. Clause asked Santa for a big rock and when Santa had a new driveway and parking apron poured she got all upset!!

 

[ktc]

My list is an easy one.

1. A ranch with paid ranch hand that has elk, deer, pheasants and chukars.

2. Log house on said ranch with a champion shorthair so I can hunt my pheasants and chukars.

3. Winter home in Mesquite Nevada so I can get out of this cold, snowy mess.

4. A harem. I live in Utah so I might as well be a polygamist.

5. A new Dodge 1 ton 4 door diesel with gas card.

6. Tickets to 5 NASCAR races, 3 heavyweight championship fights, and PBR finals with paid flights and accomodations.

7. New discs for my back.

8. Money, gold, and stocks. Lots of each.

 

[Gunner46]

Is this REALLY asking too much, Santa?

I would just like to make the 2800 miles drive to Cleveland and back without:

a) Jap Slapping my brothers rowdy kids, in the back seat more than a dozen times, or so.

b) Not having to spend, say more than 15 seconds at my EX's, when I pick up my son, along the way.

c) Not Jap slapping HIM, more than a dozen times, for fightig with my brothers rowdy kids, in the back seat!

d) Not strangling more than two of my obnoxiuos borthers, one sister-in-law, or any combination of four aunts, uncles, nephews, neices, and assorted by product in-laws.

e) not getting heartburn, indegistion, or hugging the Kamode more than every other day, from all that Polish/Irish/German tripe they seem to want to refer to as food.

and f) OH Pleeeze, Pleezzzze, Pleeeezzzzzeee, let me get that Mossberg OEM 12ga back from my cheap, mooching brother! I mean, it's been 7 years now! He's making good enough money now that he went out and bought a 27' Cuddy Cabin, while I'm still sitting here in Tampa with that same ol' POS 19' center console!! Ya think he could spring for his own lousy shotgun by now, don't 'cha ???

Santa, Help me out here MAN! Ya remember that 'special' little bottle of Yule Tide Spirit, I leave for ya every year? It COULD be alot bigger! Think about it.

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[Mini Moose]

1. 7mm mag w/ burris scope
2. swavorski spotting scope
3. new engine for my truck
4. x-box w/ halo
5. MARY-KATE "AND" ASHLEY OLSEN

 

[Quick Draw]

Ok for some clearification ELKCHSR let me BOROW them because I got cold one day while hunting so he loaned them to me.
Quick Draw

 

[Elkhunter]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 3. new engine for my truck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Mini, if you had a DODGE you wouldn't be needing a new engine.

 

[trophy_killer]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 5. MARY-KATE "AND" ASHLEY OLSEN <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I just asked them if they would be interested in you and both of them said "Hell No!!"

 

[Delw]

My x mas list hmmmmmm

Delw

 

[JoseCuervo]

Del,

That is funnier than hell...

 

[Quick Draw]

Yeah that's right mini if you had a dodge youwould need a new front end. But then again if you had a FORD you wouldn't need a new engine, like me...just new tires LOL
Quick Draw

 

[trophy_killer]

I'd rather need a new front end than drive a Chevy or a Ford!!

THAT THING GOTTA HEMI?!?!

 

[Santa]

HO! HO! HO! My you boys and girls sure have been active! Santa just loves to make people smile. KTC; got you fixed up there! Got you a job at the Imus Ranch in New Mexico with everything you asked for plus complete medical coverage for "all" your medical needs! Gunner; No Sir that isn't asking too much! (By the way, if you pop the firing pin out of that shotgun while your brother-in-law isn't looking; he'll give it back to you)

DelW; Is that a request for a football, a Twister game, or an invitation to a bachelor party?

MiniMoose; Santa is bringing you a Ford Escort so you can learn to appreciate your blessings!

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Let's see -

An ultralight stock for the Montana barreled action I have coming.

A compact 2-7x Elite scope with Rainguard (I don't think they make one.

)

Enough money to retire, keep my house here and buy a 50,000 acre ranch in prime elk country in New Mexico or Montana.

Oh yeah, a 34-inch waist while you're at it.

 

[Santa]

OK, only need a couple more details. Do you want that acerage with or without water rights? (Santa no hable Espanole.) How long will you be needing that 34 inch waist?

 

[Calif. Hunter]

With water rights, of course.

I'd like to keep the waist for about 20 years...

 

[Wyodeerhunter]

My dream list is:

1.Unit 100 elk tag(WY)
2.Unit 102 Deer tag(WY)
3.Unit 57 Antelope tag (WY)

But what im most likely getting:

1. Husky liners for my truck
2. Rangefinder
3. New camera for my b-day(next week)
4. Cabelas Alaskan Guide Pack Frame(for hauling out those 2pts)
5. Bunch of other chit!

 

[feclnogn]

Well here is my list

2 tubes of rubber cement.
Electrical tape
seam repair kit
2 d size batteries
3 small chickens
6 feet of rope
a hooker

hmmm, lets see what else,

A sage 590-5 SLT fly rod

And my big xmas wish,

for ithaca and buzz to be gored by a wild cow left on the range by a wellfare rancher and then eaten by wolves that were reintroduced by some left over dope smokers from the 60's

S. Fecl

 

[AZ402]

Now that's a funny post (even though I like Ith&buzz).

 

[Elkhunter]

And my big xmas wish,

for ithaca and buzz to be gored by a wild cow left on the range by a wellfare rancher and then eaten by wolves that were reintroduced by some left over dope smokers from the 60's

LMAO

Now that was funny.

 

[Santa]

HO! HO! HO! I see Santa's friends have been at it again!! Well let's just have a look here; Oh my, my, my! Wyodeerhunter; I'm so sorry. It appears that the elk , deer, and antelope have all asked that you not get any tags at all!

Liner? Well close; how about a trash can liner?

Range finder? It's in the kitchen dude! Pack frame? yep; it'll handle six cans!

Chit? No can do chit this Christmas!
Feclnogn; No freakin' way dude! Well, maybe the hooker. I'll get back to you! Mini Moose; - cheap on gas, - cheap on insurance, - the spouse won't keep asking to borrow it! You really think you could get enough for an
Escort to buy an engine?? Ith and Buzz; start praying!