You serious Clark?

[EYJONAS!]

Self-proclaimed shaman accused of starting California fire said she was trying to boil bear urine: Police

A California woman professing to be a shaman who was arrested and charged with igniting the wildfire that has thousands of homes under threat claimed the fire was started inadvertently while she was attempting to boil bear urine, authorities said.

news.yahoo.com

Just when you think...... you've heard it all. Boling bear piss.... you serious Clark?

 

[Nick87]

Wtf is a shaman? You'll have to excuse my ignorance cousin Eddie and i have the same education.

 

[brockel]

Guess I’ll be sure to steer clear of bear piss

 

[trb]

Listed "shaman" as her occupation on LinkedIn...

 

[timmy]

Sounds like an IPA drinker.

 

[brockel]

Sounds like an IPA drinker.

That was probably the “bear piss”

 

[rtraverdavis]

Wtf is a shaman? You'll have to excuse my ignorance cousin Eddie and i have the same education.

Someone who smokes a lot of weed and has magic crystals and bestows wisdom. You mean you don’t have a shaman?

 

[Bsquad]

Someone who smokes a lot of weed and has magic crystals and bestows wisdom. You mean you don’t have a shaman?

I thought it was t.p.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Someone who smokes a lot of weed and has magic crystals and bestows wisdom. You mean you don’t have a shaman?

Don't forget they can "talk" to the otherside and bring healing from mythical gods to the world to.

Betcha she rolls with the people that play Renaissance world at the local park to....

 

[Schaaf]

“Let she who has not started multiple wildfires by trying to boil bear piss cast the first stone.”

 

[MTLabrador]

Don't forget they can "talk" to the otherside and bring healing from mythical gods to the world to.

Betcha she rolls with the people that play Renaissance world at the local park to....

So you’ve noticed the dudes with swords at Pioneer park too?

 

[fishing4sanity]

Why would you need to purify it? It's good to go as is.

 

[EYJONAS!]

So you’ve noticed the dudes with swords at Pioneer park too?

Oh yeah fighting dragons and overtaking empires every Saturday morning.

 

[Bsquad]

Oh yeah fighting dragons and overtaking empires every Saturday morning.

You don't see anymore dragons, do you?

 

[Wallydeuce]

Jesus Christ. Unreal.

 

[Doublecluck]

 

[Trial153]

Doesn't everyone boil their bear piss?

 

[geetar]

Wtf is a shaman? You'll have to excuse my ignorance cousin Eddie and i have the same education.

This guy from the capitol riot claimed to be one.

 

[noharleyyet]

A shaman worth her mystic salt would’ve selected a bear with nocturnal enuresis and drank from the spigot.

 

[Gellar]

I know a guy from high school who got peed on by a cougar...wait, that might be a whole nother animal.