My name is TOM, and Tom's my name,
I think I'm smart, Some say Insane.
I like hunting year in year out,
when I hunt No fear, no pout.
In Wyoming Apply I will,
I will, I will Apply I will.
I will apply inside my house,
I might online click click my mouse.
My name is TOM, and Tom's my name,
I think I'm smart, Some say Insane.
Cribage, Cribage I do not play,
All day, Dismay, Ok OK.
What does it cost to grow a elk?
An elk, a Shelk, an elk with Kelp ?
Year round hunting, we shoot with Feeders.
Year round hunting, we wear wife beaters.
Back to Wyoming, A hunting to go,
I'll take a shovel and hunt in snow !!
75 percent, 25 or less,
To confuse the masses, to obstruct the rest.
I'll post all day and do my best,
I'm really a teacher and not a pest.
Let them draw me from a pool they will.
oh a pool, I will drool, on a stool I like krill.
Account for a fee and I'll pay what it takes,
Unlike my friend Schmalts I will make no Mistakes.
When fill the app out, I'm from Texas you know,
If I head to the Mountains I might see some Snow.
Poo rhymes with goo which is under my Shoe,
I had the flu-poo which I'll make a good stew.
My name is TOM, and Tom's my name,
My name is big fame ala BOOM ala TAME !!
I would not Could not hunt in a box,
I could not would not hunt like a Fox,
I would not pay a Fee here nor there,
I live in Texas, not there anywere,
I do not eat Green eggs and Ham,
I post on HuntTalk, and Tom-I-am.