I saw this and thought some of ya would like to reflect a little.
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
> > > >
> > > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
> > > > Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
> > sending
> > > my
> > > > "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
> > > Monica
> > > > Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
> > Broderick.
> > > Did
> > > I
> > > > leave anyone out?
> > > >
> > > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
> > really
> > > planned
> > > > to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but =
> now
> > > they
> > > > know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
> > > >
> > > > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
> > place
> > > > (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you =
> have
> > to
> > > know
> > > > is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that
> > > certain
> > > > sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
> > other
> > > one
> > > > does NOT have sex.
> > > >
> > > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a =
> new
> > > > generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the =
> movie
> > > "Wag
> > > the
> > > > Dog" could be plausible after all.
> > > >
> > > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford =
> look
> > > graceful,
> > > > Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
> > > Kennedy
> > > > look moral.
> > > >
> > > > 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
> > the
> > > 5th
> > > > Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> > > testifying
> > > > about Democratic campaign fund raising.
> > > >
> > > > 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
> > imprisonment's
> > > from
> > > > the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
> > > > convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
> > > >
> > > > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much =
> of
> > > our
> > > > foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
> > carefully
> > > > disguised as necessary trips.
> > > >
> > > > 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really
> > > didn't
> > > > need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well
> > deserving
> > > group
> > > > of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of
> > your
> > > > globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies =
> have
> > > logged
> > > in
> > > > more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
> > > >
> > > > 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140
> > pardons
> > > of
> > > > convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to =
> have
> > > them
> > > > rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores he pardoned while
> > Governor
> > > of
> > > > Arkansas)
> > > >
> > > > 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
> > that
> > > Laura
> > > > Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
> > > gifts
> > > > you've received from your "friends."
> > > >
> > > > 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White
> > House
> > > for
> > > > vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
> > also
> > > > appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
> > > linen,
> > > > towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals,
> > etc.)
> > > out
> > > > of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus
> > less
> > > tax
> > > > dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
> > > >
> > > > 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
> > > dollar
> > > > advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10
> > > million
> > > > advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
> > > >
> > > > 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing
> > Israel
> > > to
> > > let
> > > > Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a =
> bus
> > in
> > > Israel
> > > > in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
> > of
> > > the
> > > > Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
> > to
> > > release
> > > > so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not
> > > release
> > > any
> > > > with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, =
> Bill
> > > Clinton,
> > > > and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that =
> all
> > > > prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and =
> eventually
> > > thanked
> > > > the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade
> > Center.
> > > This
> > > > was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that
> > the
> > > > terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from
> > all
> > > later
> > > > reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
> > > >
> > > > What a guy!!
> > > >
> God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
> > > spending
> > > my
> > > > taxes so wisely and frugally.
> > > >
> > > > SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS. Please pass along a special thank you
> > to
> > > Al
> > > Gore
> > > > for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able =
> to
> > > send
> > > this
> > > > wonderful e-mail.
> > > >
> > > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York
> > State
> > > > Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and =
> Staffing
> > > Plan,"
> > > > which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
> > receives
> > > her
> > > > Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all
> > > Americans
> > > > were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
> > > >
> > > > If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. =
> He
> > is
> > > > already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
> > > outlives
> > > > Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for
> > > that?
> > > >
> > > > WE DO!
> > > >
> > > > It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
> > residency,
> > > they
> > > > purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
> > York.
> > > Makes
> > > > sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
> > Still
> > > makes
> > > > sense.
> > > >
> > > > Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments =
> hover
> > at
> > > > around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
> > > within
> > > the
> > > > acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge =
> the
> > > Federal
> > > > government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
> > residence,
> > > which
> > > > is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that =
> we,
> > the
> > > > taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage,
> > transportation,
> > > safety
> > > > and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff --
> > and, this is all perfectly legal!
If she runs for President, will you vote for her?
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
> > > >
> > > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
> > > > Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
> > sending
> > > my
> > > > "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
> > > Monica
> > > > Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
> > Broderick.
> > > Did
> > > I
> > > > leave anyone out?
> > > >
> > > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
> > really
> > > planned
> > > > to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but =
> now
> > > they
> > > > know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
> > > >
> > > > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
> > place
> > > > (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you =
> have
> > to
> > > know
> > > > is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that
> > > certain
> > > > sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
> > other
> > > one
> > > > does NOT have sex.
> > > >
> > > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a =
> new
> > > > generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the =
> movie
> > > "Wag
> > > the
> > > > Dog" could be plausible after all.
> > > >
> > > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford =
> look
> > > graceful,
> > > > Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
> > > Kennedy
> > > > look moral.
> > > >
> > > > 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
> > the
> > > 5th
> > > > Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> > > testifying
> > > > about Democratic campaign fund raising.
> > > >
> > > > 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
> > imprisonment's
> > > from
> > > > the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
> > > > convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
> > > >
> > > > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much =
> of
> > > our
> > > > foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
> > carefully
> > > > disguised as necessary trips.
> > > >
> > > > 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really
> > > didn't
> > > > need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well
> > deserving
> > > group
> > > > of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of
> > your
> > > > globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies =
> have
> > > logged
> > > in
> > > > more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
> > > >
> > > > 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140
> > pardons
> > > of
> > > > convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to =
> have
> > > them
> > > > rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores he pardoned while
> > Governor
> > > of
> > > > Arkansas)
> > > >
> > > > 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
> > that
> > > Laura
> > > > Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
> > > gifts
> > > > you've received from your "friends."
> > > >
> > > > 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White
> > House
> > > for
> > > > vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
> > also
> > > > appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
> > > linen,
> > > > towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals,
> > etc.)
> > > out
> > > > of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus
> > less
> > > tax
> > > > dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
> > > >
> > > > 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
> > > dollar
> > > > advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10
> > > million
> > > > advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
> > > >
> > > > 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing
> > Israel
> > > to
> > > let
> > > > Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a =
> bus
> > in
> > > Israel
> > > > in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
> > of
> > > the
> > > > Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
> > to
> > > release
> > > > so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not
> > > release
> > > any
> > > > with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, =
> Bill
> > > Clinton,
> > > > and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that =
> all
> > > > prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and =
> eventually
> > > thanked
> > > > the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade
> > Center.
> > > This
> > > > was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that
> > the
> > > > terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from
> > all
> > > later
> > > > reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
> > > >
> > > > What a guy!!
> > > >
> God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
> > > spending
> > > my
> > > > taxes so wisely and frugally.
> > > >
> > > > SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS. Please pass along a special thank you
> > to
> > > Al
> > > Gore
> > > > for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able =
> to
> > > send
> > > this
> > > > wonderful e-mail.
> > > >
> > > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York
> > State
> > > > Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and =
> Staffing
> > > Plan,"
> > > > which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
> > receives
> > > her
> > > > Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all
> > > Americans
> > > > were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
> > > >
> > > > If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. =
> He
> > is
> > > > already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
> > > outlives
> > > > Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for
> > > that?
> > > >
> > > > WE DO!
> > > >
> > > > It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
> > residency,
> > > they
> > > > purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
> > York.
> > > Makes
> > > > sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
> > Still
> > > makes
> > > > sense.
> > > >
> > > > Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments =
> hover
> > at
> > > > around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
> > > within
> > > the
> > > > acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge =
> the
> > > Federal
> > > > government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
> > residence,
> > > which
> > > > is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that =
> we,
> > the
> > > > taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage,
> > transportation,
> > > safety
> > > > and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff --
> > and, this is all perfectly legal!
If she runs for President, will you vote for her?
