What you don't want to hear from your guide?

[Hunterman]

Never mind about the game warden,,he's a friend of mine,,go ahead and shoot that Angus for camp meat. He don't like beef anyway..

Hunterman(Tony)

 

[Mini Moose]

"Do you mind if i shoot first?"

 

[trophy_killer]

Right before you are about to shoot.... "RUN BAMBI!!!!! RUN!!!!!!"

 

[Elkhunter]

You ask your guide how many successful hunts he has been on and he replies,

Leagally?

 

[dgibson]

We'll have to hurry; my shift at McDonald's starts at 4:30 and I've got to take my mom to the beauty shop before that.

 

[quail hunter]

Guide spots bear crap, picks it up ,smells it, rubs it around....damn, 3days old

 

[Ward M. Clark]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by quail hunter:
Guide spots bear crap, picks it up ,smells it, rubs it around....damn, 3days old<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


"Good thing we didn't step in it then."
"Yeah. Good thing."

Sorry. Old Cheech & Chong routines will be going through my head the rest of the day, now. Yeesh.

 

[rhnm]

Grab me a beer when you get out to open the gate.

 

[danr55]

"I don't care if that cow elk is wearing a saddle or not. Shoot it!"

 

[Elkhunter]

Don't worry about that sign. It is only there to keep everyone else out.

 

[ELKCHSR]

This is your first time in the state...
Well I'll be....Mine to!!!