What the Hell is this ??? We need Help .......

[kwyeewyk]

After a little googling (incognito mode) it looks like there are plenty of pictures of beached whales with a penis hanging out that look fairly similar to the above images. No pictures of vestigial limbs/legs other than drawings. And the one old article I read made it sound like most found in the past were fairly small. So it seems like this would be a breakthrough scientific find if it was. Unlikely, but would be cool.

I did the same search with no luck! Post em up!

 

[kwyeewyk]

Alright, I practiced my bloated whale d searching a little more and found this one, closest looking one I could find. From this picture I could see how the pictures from OregonChris from the rear could make it look like it's coming more from the side than the ventral line, if bloated and held up by the sand. Could just be the way it bloated and pressed up to the side to make it look like a hip, hard to tell when things start to rot and bloat, might shift around a bit. I think I'm starting to lean towards bloated penis (pun intended)!

 

[Bambistew]

This is a classic thread. Measuring a whales dick has to be best thing I've seen posted here, and there have been some doozies. hahaha

 

[MTLabrador]

You folks are braver than I am to be searching different combinations of “giant whale penis”. I’m guessing more than a few Greenhorn memes popped up.

 

[kwyeewyk]

You folks are braver than I am to be searching different combinations of “giant whale penis”. I’m guessing more than a few Greenhorn memes popped up.

Yeah now I'll have to explain to my wife why she's suddenly getting necro beast porn adds on her phone! I swear it's just biology!

 

[Lyfter1013]

This is a classic thread. Measuring a whales dick has to be best thing I've seen posted here, and there have been some doozies. hahaha

What’s even funnier was he had no idea haha

 

[BrentD]

This is a classic thread. Measuring a whales dick has to be best thing I've seen posted here, and there have been some doozies. hahaha

So what does it take to make Boone and Crockett book? This could be interesting. Maybe a record.

I'm all in on this thread.

 

[LopeHunter]

Leave it up to the Icelanders...

As always, they are currently accepting new members.

Wait... Phallological Museum?? We are living in strange times.

As always, they are currently accepting new members. Tips accepted.

 

[MTLabrador]

So what does it take to make Boone and Crockett book? This could be interesting. Maybe a record.

I'm all in on this thread.

I’m guessing it’s like an antelope, those mass measurements are key.

 

[kwyeewyk]

I've heard from one fish bio who thinks it could be either, would have to examine in person to say for sure.

 

[BrentD]

I've heard from one fish bio who thinks it could be either, would have to examine in person to say for sure.

We need a mammal bio. That ain't no fish.

 

[MTLabrador]

Seems it’s pretty common.

 

[Addicting]

Cause of death: Blunt trauma from exploding rotten whale fetus.

 

[westbranch]

I’m guessing it’s like an antelope, those mass measurements are key.

How many mass measurements do I... I mean does a whale get?

 

[kwyeewyk]

I've heard from a few other various types of biologists, they all say can't tell for sure from the photos, but consensus seems to be that probability-wise bloated penis is more likely than vestigial limb.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Stone_Ice_1]

This thread is great, I got a few stares while laughing at my computer at work while reading this.

 

[Gr8bawana]

Really? You guys don't know what it it? It's pretty obvious it's a dead whale.

 

[Little Big Man MT Chris]

Is it safe to say that everyone’s having a WHALE of a time with this thread !!!!

 

[BigHornRam]

I’m guessing it’s like an antelope, those mass measurements are key.

Just what we need around here.....another dick measuring contest!