Amberjack
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Top 10 reasons why a boat license should be required
10. Great more crap to carry in your wallet
9. Another friggin check to write each year to renew your licenses
8. da’s wife turns his boat in a flower garden as he is spends all his time gathering facts from license information
7. Del-mart profits triple as the Department contracts with them to provide testing. Huge bribes are paid to falsify test scores
6. 75% of the wake boarders and jet skiers won’t be on the water as they flunked the parallel parking test.
5. Spiderman and shlup, or snot, or shag, whatever the f*uck his name won’t be on the water for years. Spiderman enters into legal action because he wants to use Spiderman as his legal name on the license.
4. Kens secret weapon is revealed as a hologram on the front of the license.
3. Amberjack opts for the signal mirror finish on the back of his license, thus eliminating his shiny screwdriver.
2. The Eastside vs. Westside feud is settled, as the Licensee Department invokes a new law banning Westside redneck lesbians from obtaining a boat licensee
And the Number one reason:
It will piss off Delw so bad he sells his boat, truck and gear. He will volunteer full time for the Rosie O’Donnel Foundation for Gay Parents.
10. Great more crap to carry in your wallet
9. Another friggin check to write each year to renew your licenses
8. da’s wife turns his boat in a flower garden as he is spends all his time gathering facts from license information
7. Del-mart profits triple as the Department contracts with them to provide testing. Huge bribes are paid to falsify test scores
6. 75% of the wake boarders and jet skiers won’t be on the water as they flunked the parallel parking test.
5. Spiderman and shlup, or snot, or shag, whatever the f*uck his name won’t be on the water for years. Spiderman enters into legal action because he wants to use Spiderman as his legal name on the license.
4. Kens secret weapon is revealed as a hologram on the front of the license.
3. Amberjack opts for the signal mirror finish on the back of his license, thus eliminating his shiny screwdriver.
2. The Eastside vs. Westside feud is settled, as the Licensee Department invokes a new law banning Westside redneck lesbians from obtaining a boat licensee
And the Number one reason:
It will piss off Delw so bad he sells his boat, truck and gear. He will volunteer full time for the Rosie O’Donnel Foundation for Gay Parents.
