This might violate BigFin's marital advice principles

[rmyoung1]

 

[Summitthunting]

Thats gonna be a bear to deal with when she gets home!

 

[Straight Arrow]

Is it kinda lonely there lately?

 

[rmyoung1]

Is it kinda lonely there lately?

Well, she woke up there this morning next to me. But I didn't visit my taxidermist until this afternoon. I'll let ya know what happens when she gets home from work

 

[Sytes]

Might end with an open hunt calendar.

Great looking bear! Grats!

 

[brockel]

Good looking hide

 

[Dave N]

When she tells you to get rid of that thing I have a place for it!

 

[seeth07]

It's not her bear? That's where you failed...

 

[El Jason]

I think that would be day one of a period of conditional celibacy at my house.

 

[Gerald Martin]

I thought it was every woman’s fantasy to entwine with her man on a bear rug....

 

[fallfreak]

That is awesome!! I want one.

 

[jeff_gibbons]

So, she’s away visiting family this week and you’re playing Jeremiah Johnson......

 

[LuketheDog]

Well, she woke up there this morning next to me. But I didn't visit my taxidermist until this afternoon. I'll let ya know what happens when she gets home from work

What you should do is wait until she's asleep, then put the rug on the bed so she can wake up to it. She'll love that, I promise...

 

[Lyfter1013]

What you should do is wait until she's asleep, then put the rug on the bed so she can wake up to it. She'll love that, I promise...

I second that idea nothing could possibly go wrong there haha

 

[TriStar Hunt]

Finally! A bedspread that’s Bearable...

Microphone drop

#BadDadJoke

 

[Mica Man]

Could always up your game and go the Burt Reynolds route!

 

[MTLabrador]

What you should do is wait until she's asleep, then put the rug on the bed so she can wake up to it. She'll love that, I promise...

I haven’t had much luck with this strategy.

 

[Straight Arrow]

Good looking hide

However, for marital continuity you may have to hide it!

 

[jabber]

And @rmyoung1 hasn't been seen since yesterday afternoon...

 

[Gellar]

And @rmyoung1 hasn't been seen since yesterday afternoon...

He is either entwined fulfilling his partners fantasies like @Gerald Martin has suggested or more likely she is rolling his cold stiff corpse wrapped in a freshly taxidermied bear rug into the trunk of her car.