Things in the wilderness that you cant "unsee"

[805Bowhunter]

Was reminiscing about a Colorado archery elk hunt from a few years back with a friend yesterday afternoon and got to laughing pretty hard about a crazy experience from the hunt. Thought I would share it on here for multiple reasons...1)To continue the therapeutic healing process. 2) To see how many of you just have stories of crazy stuff you've seen or encountered on hunts.

So...we were packing out my partners elk and had made it to the trail. From that point we had about 2.5 more miles on the trail to the truck. As we're trekking along, we round a fairly sharp corner and walk straight into a hippy couple in the dirt, as naked as the day they were born, humping each other's brains out. Literally in the middle of the trail. I went from enjoying nature as much as one possibly can to literally looking at a dude's butt with his ladies legs in the air. They heard us but didn't really care to stop/move. There was not a huge amount of clearance to get around them on either side, and after seeing enough, I simply said, "excuse me" as my buddy and I walked by (still seeing way too much). The guy going to work on his girlfriend said, as we were both walking past them, "Sorry guys...I gotta go to pound town."

I didn't know whether to laugh or puke. All I know is no matter how hard I try, I cannot "unsee" or "unremember" that brief moment in time.

Happy Thursday

 

[Idahoarcheryhunter]

Oh Colorado... You stay classy

 

[Doublecluck]

Saw some pretty hot chicks mud bathing in the salton sea while we were duck hunting..disturbing traumatic experience... porn stars from the belly buttons up and rotting sea life filled mud from the bellybutton down. Disturbing..

 

[elkduds]

Instagram moments.

 

[480/277y]

I saw two lesbians on two different occasions doing their thing.
The first, I was walking my dog to a small beach that is in the woods a ways.
I always did a few retrieves there. Two college age smoking hot girls were going at
It. Just like you think in your mind.

The second I was pulling in my drive and the neighbor was with her partner.
Only this time I wanted to take an ice pick to my eyes.
Only a last second realization that it would be my last vision stopped me.

 

[hank4elk]

ddble post

 

[hank4elk]

I prolly got PTSD from what I saw as a Park Ranger....or so my old Chief once said at The Wall.

 

[buckbull]

"Sorry guys...I gotta go to pound town."

LMAO.

 

[Schaaf]

Man Colorado Wilderness areas sound wild.

 

[el unit]

That's crazy! I've seen a guy by himself packing a mule with a pair of tennis shoes that had the laces tied together slung over the mules neck. That's nothing compared to your story though.

 

[Zach]

Hey, everyone has different uses for their public lands....

 

[MTGomer]

It’s not in a wilderness area but I’ve been to Jerry Johnson Hotsprings in the Lochsa at 1AM.

Lots of smoke that smells good, the occasional poundtown here and there etc

 

[noharleyyet]

#town sent me to the urban dictionary.

 

[mtmuley]

It’s not in a wilderness area but I’ve been to Jerry Johnson Hotsprings in the Lochsa at 1AM.

Lots of smoke that smells good, the occasional poundtown here and there etc

Yuck. mtmuley

 

[Sytes]

805Bowhunter... That is... epic!

Can not say I've come across anything of that sort nor anything really too close. "I gotta go to pound town"... What the? A fictional destination... What? Chronicles of Narnia or ?

 

[Hem]

Not as interesting as the copulating couples but I found a cache belonging to the Nichols boys in the Spanish Peaks while bow hunting elk one year in the early nineties. Creepy.

 

[VikingsGuy]

Multi-use public lands at their finest . . .

 

[NCSU_Lewis]

I posted a thread on it, but back in December I had a couple fly into a cove on a bass boat I was bowhunting over. Drifting around in the cove maybe 75 yards from me. Went on for a good while before I decided that that grunting probably wouldn't bring a deer in.

 

[TimeOnTarget]

"Sorry guys...I gotta go to pound town."

LMAO.

hahah. This is Awesome..

 

[Muleys32]

One fall with a friend we were scouting for deer and had a guy and a lady show up on the skyline a few ridges over. Didn't pay much attention to them but after a while looked back at them through the spotting scope and noticed that apparently they "Had to go to pound town" as well.