The Sportmans Prayer

[myboyshuntingguide]

Dear Lord,
Please do not allow my wife to sell all my equipment for the price I told her it was purchased for!!!
Amen.

 

[smarandr]

I can't remember where I read/heard it, but in that vein: Always buy used guns. That way when your wife asks, "Is that a new gun?" you can truthfully say "No."